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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #75 on: November 24, 2010, 04:53:04 PM »
Try throwing a fit and see what happens  spider:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2010, 05:46:29 PM »
Try throwing a fit and see what happens  spider:

 ::)

You have to throw a double-six before you can throw a fit...  noooo:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2010, 07:10:22 PM »
A terrorist held in Guantánamo Bay was given the choice of throwing some dice. He was told that if he threw anything between one and five he would have his head cut off.

He asked what would happen if he threw a six.

He was told that he could throw again...

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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2010, 07:12:38 PM »
Me thread!  sad24:

Okay, the players (and therefore potential murderers) are: -

APC
Baldy
Barman
Beerhead
Darwin
Growler
Grumpmeister
JOM
Miss C
Miss D
Nick
Pasty
Pirate
SmallPint
Snoopy
Tel
TG
Tipsy
TMR
Uncle
Wenchy


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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #79 on: November 24, 2010, 07:14:25 PM »
Spider?

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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2010, 07:14:58 PM »
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2010, 07:15:13 PM »
Have they already been murdered  if they are not on the list ?  rubschin:

Or attempted murdered  whistle:
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« Reply #82 on: November 24, 2010, 07:18:09 PM »
Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #83 on: November 24, 2010, 07:19:12 PM »
And the potential Murder Locations are: -

Saloon Bar
The Comedy Room
The Commons
The Computer Room
The Library
The Medical Centre
The Petrol head Zone
The Restaurant
The Snug
The Sports Bar
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2010, 07:23:43 PM »
Could we have a massacre?  I like a good massacre! eveilgrin:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #85 on: November 24, 2010, 07:23:51 PM »
And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit  and  in-your-end-oh   whistle:
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« Reply #86 on: November 24, 2010, 07:25:27 PM »
Not a hope Miss D! noooo:L
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« Reply #87 on: November 24, 2010, 07:26:17 PM »
And the weapons ...will they be sharp wit  and  in-your-end-oh   whistle:

I'm werking on the weapons like...  eveilgrin:

Needless to say your axe features...  ;D
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #88 on: November 24, 2010, 07:27:09 PM »
Could we have a massacre?  I like a good massacre! eveilgrin:

If you throw a double-seven...  ::)
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #89 on: November 24, 2010, 07:28:39 PM »
Will they glow in the dark?  Can I ace the glow in the dark boot or do I have to have the glow in the dark top hat?
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