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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #120 on: November 24, 2010, 10:47:54 PM »
With hindsight it might not have been the excellent idea that I'd first imagined...  redface:

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Although I liked the idea of making everybody pass Go! by pressing the Donate button and giving £200 before guessing the murderer, I'm not sure it had the staying power of Celebrity Death Bingo...  rubschin:

Actually that's not a bad idea, given your track record of gubbage pressing the donate button would have likely ended up giving us £200  whistle:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #121 on: November 25, 2010, 05:41:00 AM »
Who the fuck is Spider...? Shrugs:

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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #122 on: November 25, 2010, 05:42:47 AM »
Are you treating my turnip as a poison or a blunt instrument?

Oh, and it's TGs floppy, unless TG's floppy, in which case he won't be wanting to play.

Oh gawd!  ::)

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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #123 on: November 25, 2010, 07:53:44 AM »
Are we playing table clockwise or anti-table clockwise?
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #124 on: November 25, 2010, 07:58:30 AM »
Are we playing table clockwise or anti-table clockwise?

We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention...  whistle:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #125 on: November 25, 2010, 08:02:32 AM »
Do I have to shake yet ???
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #126 on: November 25, 2010, 08:03:46 AM »
Tremble might be a better plan.  spider:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #127 on: November 25, 2010, 08:04:59 AM »
Do I have to shake yet ???

We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention...  whistle:

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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #128 on: November 25, 2010, 08:59:40 AM »
Okay, you’ll all need some dice – except TMR who is just going to use one die and therefore won’t be able to throw a double-six to start.

Barman’s Automated Random Selection Equipment will choose the murderer, location and murder weapon from the agreed lists. I obviously won’t be able to play this round but Barman will be included in the list that ARSE chooses from.

So in turn, each of you throw your dice and post the score – you need double-six to start. The scorer (me for the first game) will plot your position on the three dimensional playing matrix. You’ll obviously need to try and avoid the ladder of doom and Microwave of Destruction. If you land on ‘Go To Jail’ you will need to throw a double-six to rejoin the game (not you TMR).

The Scorer will notify the player if he/she has landed on a ‘Chance?’ or ‘Community Chest’ square and what the card reads.

Obviously the best playing tactic is to head for the secret back passages which will whisk you to one of the ten murder locations where you can guess the murder and murder weapon. The scorer will let you know how many of the three are correct but not which ones they are.

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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #129 on: November 25, 2010, 09:02:25 AM »
Double six!! Now what?
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #130 on: November 25, 2010, 09:03:07 AM »
So essentially you want us to play with your arse  rubschin:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #131 on: November 25, 2010, 09:04:15 AM »
Do we have a district nurse character ?
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #132 on: November 25, 2010, 09:05:01 AM »
Double six!! Now what?


We play in alphabetical order (APC first) on a complex three-dimensional grid of my own invention...  whistle:

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Obviously, I am relying on your honesty and integrity in correctly posting your scores...  rubschin:
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #133 on: November 25, 2010, 09:08:12 AM »
APC isn't here.

Double six again!
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Re: Barman’s All New Cluedo Game Thread
« Reply #134 on: November 25, 2010, 09:16:40 AM »
Nick, it's a waiting game, geddit?  a W A I  T I N G   G A M E ...  tunble:
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