So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

 

Well that won't be your Secret Santa pressy 

[Barman]

I've changed my mind. I want some digital vernier calipers 

I've got some... 

[Pirate]

Well that won't be your Secret Santa pressy 

  Completely mis-read that...thought it said 'Secret Santa pussy'

[Miss Demeanour]

There was no need to clarify 

[Pirate]

No. I don't suppose there was...

[Grumpmeister]

We are surrounded by an idiot 

BM off the diet then? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

He is on the Callapso diet as opposed to the Calypso diet which he was on.  He now has to drink two bottles of red on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays and two bottles of white on the other days.

[Snoopy]

And the bottle of sherry is just in case the vicar calls round 

[Barman]

Yumster - [hic] 

[Grumpmeister]

He is on the Callapso diet as opposed to the Calypso diet which he was on.  He now has to drink two bottles of red on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays and two bottles of white on the other days.

Thought he seemed to be making more sense than usual 

[Barman]

He is on the Callapso diet as opposed to the Calypso diet which he was on.  He now has to drink two bottles of red on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays and two bottles of white on the other days.

Thought he seemed to be making more sense than usual 

 

[Grumpmeister]

I've found BM's christmas pressie

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11874166

 

[Snoopy]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  Judging by the shape of that thing there may be some brain left in it.  If only BM had a brain the two could merge as it is he will have to be content with half a brain.