Unfortunate names for kids

[Nick]

My mate PD calls. He has become a grandpa. The girl is called Ava, it seems.

Pity that the family surname of his daughter is Brown! 

[Barman]

 

Could have been worse - could've been Larf!

[Snoopy]

Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..

This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?

[Darwins Selection]

Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..

This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?

I don't care how many times I have told you lot before about my real life pal called Richard Head, I am telling you again.

Sod off AFFs!

[Snoopy]

Bettcha he introduces himself as Ricky 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or Dick Willy..... my bruvva 

[Pastis]

What were Mr & Mrs Bottom thinking of? 

John William Morgan was born on 22 March 1880 in Harrodsburg, Mercer County, Kentucky, USA. He was the son of Joseph Morgan and Martha A. F. Dye. He married Ophelia Bottom on 25 December 1900 in Harrodsburg, Mercer County, Kentucky, USA. He died in June 1971 at age 91.

 

[Grumpmeister]

Bumped into an ex a while back who told me she now had a daughter called Destiny.





She wasn't overly impressed when I asked if she was named after the nightclub she was concieved around the back of. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down 

[Pirate]

What about that Russian prostitute

Geton Yourbackyerbitch   

[Grumpmeister]

Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down 

Oh I'm knowledgeable, her antics behind a nightclub were the reason I got shot of her. Just couldnt resist the comment when I saw her. 

[beerhead]

People I have know are Michael Hunt (never abbreviated to Mike), Annette Curtin, Chirs Raper and Richard Hardun. And as for Bill Lear, who called his daughter Chanda !

[Just One More]

Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..

This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?

One of my colleagues is called John Thomas, a great bloke who must have heard sniggers all through his life

[Barman]

Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..

This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?

One of my colleagues is called John Thomas, a great bloke who must have heard sniggers all through his life

Stifled Sniggers?  I used to go to school with him!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down 

Oh I'm knowledgeable, her antics behind a nightclub were the reason I got shot of her. Just couldnt resist the comment when I saw her. 

The child id lucky not to be called Garage or Bikeshed then.