The all new pull the rancid pigs trotter from the water with your teeth thread

[Nick]

BM is disqualified and the rest of the pig is in the snail mail to him. Could Miss C please take charge now?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I'm here but I will need to have a ponder, please chat amongst yourselves and listen to some hideous cuntry and western music whilst I don my headphones and drift off think.

[Nick]

Well I am glad you seem to be on top of things. My werk is done.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

This will do to start...,.


1. No poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if       there's anyone watching.
3.No poofters.
4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no... rule six.
7. No poofters.

Courtesy of The Pythons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

[Barman]

Double six! 

[Barman]

Double six! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

My lovely thread.

[Pirate]

This will do to start...,.


1. No poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever—if       there's anyone watching.
3.No poofters.
4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no... rule six.
7. No poofters.

Courtesy of The Pythons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

 ...priceless