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The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« on: December 03, 2010, 05:10:29 PM »
Let me see  rubschin:

Barrel of Pinot. CHeck
Bedding. Check
Towels. Check
Scented candles, like. Check
Another barrel of Pinot. Check
Biscuits. Check
Bog cleaned. Um......................Check
Plan of action. Nope

What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »
How long have we got?  whistle:
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 07:37:11 PM »
2 barrels of Pinot...All will be well of that I'm sure.
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 08:05:32 PM »
Hope Nick has got some suitable refreshments in for Miss C's other half    ...or is this a clandestine assignation... eyes:


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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2010, 08:07:45 PM »
He does as he is told, I have no doubt. I have some Horlicks for him  angel1

Why does HOrlicks suddenly sound rude?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 08:13:35 PM »
It's your smutty mind my dear. eveilgrin:

I like Horlicks.
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 08:21:00 PM »
Horlicks... sick2:

Ovaltine... sick2:

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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 09:39:31 PM »
2 barrels of Pinot...All will be well of that I'm sure.

Unfortunately Nick ordered via tescos online so you now have 2 barrels of peanuts  lol:
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2010, 09:42:10 PM »
 lol:  Oh bugger.
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 08:03:54 AM »
Horlicks... sick2:

Ovaltine... sick2:

Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime!  eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup"  sick2:

We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes  noooo:
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 08:09:04 AM »
Horlicks... sick2:

Ovaltine... sick2:

Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime!  eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup"  sick2:

We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes  noooo:

Did she listen to the cricket before then...? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2010, 08:16:10 AM »
Horlicks... sick2:

Ovaltine... sick2:

Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime!  eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup"  sick2:

We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes  noooo:

Did she listen to the cricket before then...? Shrugs:

No ~ I listen to it throughout the night using headphones rather than disturb anyone else. Yes she does like cricket but doesn't like the radio on all night.
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 08:27:57 AM »
I used to listen to the radio most of the night, till the World Service messed about and took the good stuff off, then there was only cricket on.... so I stopped listening.... like.  ;D
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2010, 08:33:39 AM »
I tend to try and sleep at night ....it's a revolutionary idea I know  whistle:
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Re: The all new MIss C visits Nottingham thread
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2010, 08:47:14 AM »
Never been any good at it, used to share a bedroom with my sister and had to read by the light from the street light while sat in the window.... and I am going to regret putting that possibly.  noooo:
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