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Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« on: December 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM »
The whole family have spent the past week (in the case of the THW who started it all much longer) sneezing and sniffing round the house.

In the past three hours I have developed a sore throat, runny nose and temperature.
I shall KEEELL them ...... when I feel better.
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2010, 05:52:13 PM »
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2010, 05:56:45 PM »
Payback time for you Snoops ....expect nothing less than the 5 star standard of care you provided  happy100
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 05:57:48 PM »
Hah!  ::)


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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 06:13:00 PM »
Blessed be he who expecteth nothing for he shall not be disappointed.

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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2010, 06:27:11 PM »
The whole family have spent the past week (in the case of the THW who started it all much longer) sneezing and sniffing round the house.

In the past three hours I have developed a sore throat, runny nose and temperature.
I shall KEEELL them ...... when I feel better.

Hot dry nose?

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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 06:45:40 PM »
The whole family have spent the past week (in the case of the THW who started it all much longer) sneezing and sniffing round the house.

In the past three hours I have developed a sore throat, runny nose and temperature.
I shall KEEELL them ...... when I feel better.


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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2010, 07:14:00 AM »
Blessed be he who expecteth nothing for he shall not be disappointed.

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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 02:29:36 PM »
Oh dear  happy100 would you like some Night Nurse?
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2010, 04:28:34 PM »
Very kind of you to offer. A Night Nurse would be luverly .... but if you are talking about that green gunk that is supposed to give me a night's rest free from cold symptoms I'm afraid the answer is "No Thanks" as I'm not allowed to use any form of decongestant ~ 'cos of the heart pills like.
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2010, 04:48:38 PM »
Very kind of you to offer. A Night Nurse would be luverly .... but if you are talking about that green gunk that is supposed to give me a night's rest free from cold symptoms I'm afraid the answer is "No Thanks" as I'm not allowed to use any form of decongestant ~ 'cos of the heart pills like.

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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2010, 04:52:15 PM »
 rubschin: How very thoughtful  evil:

What I had in mind was more sort of ........
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2010, 04:54:28 PM »
rubschin: How very thoughtful  evil:

What I had in mind was more sort of ........


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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2010, 04:56:08 PM »
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Re: Bloody Wife + Bloody Kids = Bloody Cold!
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2010, 05:01:06 PM »
I thought you said you had a weak heart  rubschin:

Still, it's one way to go  happy088
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