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Stretch Limousines
« on: July 20, 2007, 11:44:21 AM »
Where did this daft fad start.

Some vast pink bugger has just gone past the house full of screaming female Scallys (all about 16)

http://www.jetset-limousines.com/limousinesthefleet-22.php


WHy?

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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 11:46:47 AM »
Where did this daft fad start.

Some vast pink bugger has just gone past the house full of screaming female Scallys (all about 16)

http://www.jetset-limousines.com/limousinesthefleet-22.php


WHy?



I think you just answered your own question ~ put simply a fool and his money are soon parted. Someone will always be willing to help the fool.
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 11:47:48 AM »
Should that be Scallies?

They are all eating ice cream now and screaming at the same time. Not pretty evil:
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 11:53:30 AM »
Her indoors has just reminded me that there was recently a comp being run by an Insurance Company and the prize was that you and your friends would get to feature in their new ad. Perhaps you have seen the prize winner and her friends
The Company? ~ Need you ask?



BTW for those that don't know Sheila's Wheels are not an Australian Company and do not sell insurance in Australia. They are, in fact, part of the ESURE group.
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 11:54:50 AM »
For bonza car insurance deals
Girls get onto Sheila's Wheels

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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 11:59:00 AM »
For bonza car insurance deals
Girls get onto Sheila's Wheels

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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 12:04:07 PM »
My two children went on the 'Year 6 Leavers Trip' Wednesday. The school hired two of these:




The trip was to Adventureland in Southend-on-Sea.

No sneering please ~ they had a great time.

(One of the Hummers broke down on way  ;D)

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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 12:07:39 PM »
That looks like it, except it was PINK, had a Ford badge on it and sounded like a bus.
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 12:28:18 PM »
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Pt Cruiser Pink Limo... a real eye catching beauty! The only pink PT Cruiser in Europe, perfect for girls night,  proms or hen nights.

This pink limousines provides true luxury transportation for proms, and hen nights, or any other occasion.

Seating Capacity:  Up to 8 passengers

Cargo Space:  2  Large Bags   happy001

Amenities:  TV/VCR, CD player, privacy window divider, custom lighting, moon-roof, and intercom. Also available, a complimentary wet "well" bar

And WTFs a "moon-roof"   confused: ... and a wet "well" bar? Is there one in The Snug?

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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 12:29:21 PM »
I think we can draw our own conclusions about bottom poking and vomit eeek:
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 12:39:26 PM »
 eeek:
Wouldn't that be physically rather difficult, err... to "moon" through the roof  redface:

You'd have to be upside down... or in zero gravity possibly
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2007, 12:40:30 PM »
They are young and agile. Unlike you I imagine
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2007, 12:43:05 PM »
True  redface:
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2007, 12:59:16 PM »
I blame the parents and Premier Division Footballers
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Re: Stretch Limousines
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 01:00:08 PM »
We have an infestation of the latter roundabouts here surrender:
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