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Difficulties with feeding the THW
« on: December 16, 2010, 05:39:38 PM »
So okay, she wants to be a vegetarian but doesn't like Potatoes in any form, Lentils, Sprouts, Beans..... in fact most vegetables.

Anywhoo she will eat (or does one DRINK?) soup .... so I bought some packs of pea soup, tomato soup and vegetable soup ... thinking they would make good, quick and simple supper or lunch time fillers for her (Oh she doesn't like sandwiches because they are made with bread).
I proudly display my wares and she immediately accuses me of trying to make her eat meat products by stealth.

WHY? I hear you cry.

Because the fvcking pea soup has listed in amongst the expected ingredients pork fat.

I am innocent  angel1 ... Who would check the ingredients on a packet of pea soup? Who for that matter has the time to read such lists of ingredients?  Normal people would expect to find "Peas, water and a few E numbers".
Who puts PORK FAT in pea soup ~ and why would you?  Banghead
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 05:54:53 PM »
Quite frankly I'd suggest that she eats what everybody else eats or makes her own...  noooo:
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 05:59:38 PM »
Quite frankly I'd suggest that she eats what everybody else eats or makes her own...  noooo:

I do but the ingredients have to be provided .... letting her loose with my money to buy her own provisions is not an option.
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 06:57:19 PM »
Just put vegetables in front of her (raw) and leave her to sort it out. Or thrash her with a pig's trotter  eveilgrin:
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2010, 06:59:21 PM »
Just put vegetables in front of her (raw) and leave her to sort it out. Or thrash her with a pig's trotter  eveilgrin:

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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2010, 09:01:41 PM »
Most teenage eating fads can be cured by a few days of hunger.  evil:
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2010, 09:07:23 PM »
Most teenage eating fads can be cured by a few days of hunger.  evil:

Or eating turnips...?  whistle:
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2010, 09:09:15 PM »
You're trying too hard Snoopy. Provide the basic vegetarian fare and if she doesn't like it, well, what else can you do...what does she eat in Leicester with lover boy?

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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2010, 09:09:57 PM »
You're trying too hard Snoopy. Provide the basic vegetarian fare and if she doesn't like it, well, what else can you do...what does she eat in Leicester with lover boy?

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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2010, 09:11:03 PM »
You're trying too hard Snoopy. Provide the basic vegetarian fare and if she doesn't like it, well, what else can you do...what does she eat in Leicester with lover boy?

Judging by the rash round her mouth ...... HIM!  evil:

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Said it for you BM  evil: evil:
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2010, 09:15:29 PM »
You're trying too hard Snoopy. Provide the basic vegetarian fare and if she doesn't like it, well, what else can you do...what does she eat in Leicester with lover boy?

Judging by the rash round her mouth ...... HIM!  evil:

shutup:

Said it for you BM  evil: evil:

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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2010, 09:21:20 PM »
The rash is prolly mal-nourishment...

I read a report today that said 'The deceased was well nourished'...in layman's terms that means he was a fat bastard...

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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2010, 09:22:05 PM »
The rash is prolly mal-nourishment...

I read a report today that said 'The deceased was well nourished'...in layman's terms that means he was a fat bastard...

Still dead tho...  whistle:
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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2010, 09:22:37 PM »
very much so...

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Re: Difficulties with feeding the THW
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