THW v SWWLTBO .... The return match.
This time it is about Homework that should have been handed to the teacher in October. THW has been given a deadline of 1700hrs tomorrow to email it to the teacher and has spent this afternoon moaning about how unfair it all is. SWWLTBO has attempted to put some academic rigour into what is supposed to be a 2500 word report supported by graphs etc demonstrating observations of inflow and outflow at a local reservoir with readings taken before and after rainfall plus conclusions drawn from said observations.
TBF the THW had submitted her report and had it thrown back at her as it ran to 7800 words. "But how can I explain everything with such a low word allowance (2500)?"
SWWLTBO said "I too would have returned your work ~ far too verbose, cut the bullshit and just detail 'What you did, what you saw, what conclusions did you draw' it really is that simple. The bloody teacher doesn't want to know there was a azure sky and ducks on the fecking lake. Just tell her where you took the measurements, how you took the measurements and the results. Stick in some nice graphs showing the rates of flow both in and out comparing before and after rain. It's that simple".
THW said "It's easy for you, you've already got the qualifications"
SWWLTBO "Then fecking well listen to me and stop telling me I'm wrong"
And on and on and on and on ...........
Meanwhile I'm hiding in my study ~ my one intervention, with a suggestion, was about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool.
The boys haven't been seen since lunch ~ they too are 'laying low'.
