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Offline Just One More

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2010, 06:15:09 PM »

Steamer = warm and clean. cloud9: cloud9: Let me at it. surrender:


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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2010, 07:00:53 PM »

Steamer = warm and clean. cloud9: cloud9: Let me at it. surrender:


I'm firing it up now. To save any embarressment I have a blindfold. If you're shy, you can put it on  ;)

I've bought LL a steam cleaner for Xmas...  redface:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2010, 07:15:14 PM »
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

You do actually have a death wish don't you ?
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #48 on: December 20, 2010, 07:15:52 PM »
noooo: noooo: noooo:

You do actually have a death wish don't you ?

What? Shrugs:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #49 on: December 20, 2010, 07:19:31 PM »
Anyone want to give odds on LL using it to steam clean the inside of the bucket.................







....while BM is still wearing it  point:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2010, 07:22:12 PM »
But, but but... she likes cleaning...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2010, 07:29:50 PM »
But not as a present  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2010, 07:31:05 PM »
But, but but... she likes cleaning...  whistle:

No, she just doesnt like being surrounded by your mess  lol:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2010, 07:31:50 PM »
But not as a present  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Oh...  redface:

I'm dead then?
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2010, 07:33:26 PM »
No you aren't dead BM, LL wouldn't let you off that easily.  noooo:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2010, 07:35:35 PM »
She'll love it... if Amazon deliver it on time!  scared2:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #56 on: December 20, 2010, 07:36:41 PM »
Of course you have a back up plan  whistle:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #57 on: December 20, 2010, 07:38:45 PM »
Of course you have a back up plan  whistle:

A broom?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2010, 07:49:18 PM »
Of course you have a back up plan  whistle:

'Accidentally' falling off the roof banking on the sympathy vote from LL  whistle:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #59 on: December 20, 2010, 08:09:02 PM »

Steamer = warm and clean. cloud9: cloud9: Let me at it. surrender:


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