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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2010, 12:52:18 AM »
This is a mad house.  I am tring to keep my mouth shut but will say something when we leave here.  Pater wrinklie told me before Christmas that he did not want my girls here.  I knew this but it was delivered in a very aggressive way.   Mr C was present and was mortified and hurt, I managed to get my own back sort of as the girls called me and asked what the wrinkles names were they were making biscuits and wanted to ice them with names.  On our return to the family house I handed the biscuits over. eveilgrin:

Mr C has a rather delightful son (25) he was planning on coming to see his grandparents tomorrow and has been visiting his sister locally, they, the sister and brother have argued today.  Mr C asked his parents if their grandson could stay overnight tonight.

The reply Lurkios second bed was covered in stuff so no.  This is their one and only grandchild FFS they live in a six bedromed house they defer to a 50 year old twat and cannot accommodate their own grandson.  I have whinged on here about my mother but she would offer Mr Cs son a bed.

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #61 on: December 30, 2010, 01:29:52 AM »
If it wasn't for weirdos like them, you wouldn't stand out as the beacon of near-normality that you are.
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2010, 07:21:18 AM »
If it wasn't for weirdos like them, you wouldn't stand out as the beacon of near-normality that you are.

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2010, 08:02:54 AM »
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Poor Miss C, Christmas is supposed to be about family and friends, )oh, and Jesus) . How long before you leave there? Have your one day Christmas with those you love and love you then. And I wouldn't even bother sending a card, let alone going there next year
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2010, 08:06:01 AM »
We should have a VP Xmas - all together like...  cloud9:

Apart from Nick of course...  noooo:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2010, 08:12:53 AM »
We had it on Sunday, it was only as we staggered home at the end of the night that we realised you hadn't been there cos there was nobody there to pay the bill. That moment when LL jumped out of the big Christmas cake will live in my memory for a long time  whistle:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #66 on: December 30, 2010, 08:21:33 AM »
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #67 on: December 30, 2010, 08:29:48 AM »
We had it on Sunday, it was only as we staggered home at the end of the night that we realised you hadn't been there cos there was nobody there to pay the bill. That moment when LL jumped out of the big Christmas cake will live in my memory for a long time  whistle:

I thought we had decided to leave the mess to see how well the new floor steam cleaner could cope with such a task  whistle:

You were a devil with that mistletoe  ;)

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2010, 08:30:47 AM »
We had it on Sunday, it was only as we staggered home at the end of the night that we realised you hadn't been there cos there was nobody there to pay the bill. That moment when LL jumped out of the big Christmas cake will live in my memory for a long time  whistle:

I thought we had decided to leave the mess to see how well the new floor steam cleaner could cope with such a task  whistle:

You were a devil with that mistletoe  ;)



Oh get a room you two!  ::)
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #69 on: December 30, 2010, 09:01:18 AM »
Ooh, I think the Travelodge sale started yesterday, £9 rooms and all that. Never let it be said I don't know how to treat a lady  ;)
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2010, 09:08:18 AM »
Oh , the extravagence  lol:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2010, 09:40:15 AM »
£4.50 each....?  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2010, 09:57:21 AM »
Aaah but he is taunting her by having mail delivered to her address where he once lived  sad24:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2010, 10:01:15 AM »
Wot?
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2010, 10:02:34 AM »
wrong thread  .... redface:
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