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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2010, 10:03:27 AM »
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2010, 10:05:35 AM »
I know...... lol:

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2010, 10:07:19 AM »
A kind moderator might remove it... in exchange for chocolate of course...  whistle:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #78 on: December 30, 2010, 10:08:33 AM »
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2010, 10:09:48 AM »
Don't bovver. SHe is already planning her weepy acceptance speech for the Poster of the Year ceremony  ::)
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #80 on: December 30, 2010, 10:13:34 AM »
Oh noes ....I think there is plenty of time for a last minute voter splurge  whistle:

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #81 on: December 30, 2010, 10:43:32 AM »
Oh noes ....I think there is plenty of time for a last minute voter splurge  whistle:



Yep, Nick's multiple personalities are going to reappear and vote him a landslide victory  lol: lol:
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #82 on: December 30, 2010, 10:48:10 AM »
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #83 on: December 30, 2010, 11:36:18 AM »
Oh noes ....I think there is plenty of time for a last minute voter splurge  whistle:



Yep, Nick's multiple personalities are going to reappear and vote him a landslide victory  lol: lol:

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #84 on: January 03, 2011, 10:45:41 AM »
This mornings gems from the wriklie harridan...

Pater wrinklie comes shambling into the kitchen

WH squawks; 'PW it's too early for your coffee'

PW looks somewhat surprised and replies 'I have come for a leather.'

WH 'Well, what do you want a leather for?'

PW 'To clean my screen.'

WH 'Oh well, it's too early for your coffee PW.'

PW ' I don't want me coffee I want a leather.'

WH; ' They are in the offshot.'  (utility room to you and I)

PW  Wombles off and returns with a leather.

WH 'PW what have you got there?'

PW ' A leather for my screen.'

WH ' Well, PW it's too early for your coffee and I have got to iron two black shirts for our Lurkio.  You will get indigestion.'

PW 'Oh.'

PW leaves the kitchen.

Me to WH 'Why have you got to iron two shirts for Lurkio?'

WH 'He'll just burn them.'

Me wearing sensible head...  Banghead shutup: I leave the kitchen.

Five minutes elapse the kitchen door opens and WM shouts from the bottom of the stairs.. 'PW your coffee is ready.' whacky115

Barking I tells you completely barking.

Don't get me started on yesterdays debacle.
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #85 on: January 03, 2011, 10:56:49 AM »
Does it not provide you with some small comfort Miss C that you are nothing like these odd balls ?  happy100
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #86 on: January 03, 2011, 11:16:26 AM »
She's worried that it might "be catching" ~ like flu.
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #87 on: January 03, 2011, 11:53:05 AM »
Does it not provide you with some small comfort Miss C that you are nothing like these odd balls ?  happy100

Thank you Miss D.

WH is now dusting like a maniac as she has just taken her tree down and the squirrel has left muddy paw prints on the window...Her words not mine.
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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #88 on: January 03, 2011, 12:00:43 PM »
Does it not provide you with some small comfort Miss C that you are nothing like these odd balls ?  happy100

Thank you Miss D.

WH is now dusting like a maniac as she has just taken her tree down and the squirrel has left muddy paw prints on the window...Her words not mine.

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Re: The all new Christmas domestic disputes thread
« Reply #89 on: January 03, 2011, 12:02:34 PM »
A squirrel stole my loaf  evil:
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