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Why?
« on: July 20, 2007, 12:52:45 PM »
Why is Paul Temple's missus called Steve?  confused:

I keep catching the recent episodes on't Radio and it's puzzling.

Any other wise Why's?
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Re: Why?
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 01:00:39 PM »
Stephanie?
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Re: Why?
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 01:01:18 PM »
Why is Paul Temple's missus called Steve?  confused:

I keep catching the recent episodes on't Radio and it's puzzling.

Any other wise Why's?

'Cos her name is Stephanie and when the stories were written it was fashionable to shorten such girlie names to the boy equivalent?
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Re: Why?
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 01:12:36 PM »
What he said!
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Re: Why?
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 01:16:57 PM »
Thank you.

I'd thought that but couldn't verify it.

Only another few zillion why's to go... ;)
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Re: Why?
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 01:20:09 PM »
You will be asking how babies are made next.

I an show you if you wish. Easier than diagrams

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Re: Why?
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 01:52:59 PM »
Too kind, Nick, too kind  eeek:

As we all know, saffron is derived from the stigmas of the crocus and a fragrant spice it is too. Last night I was given a bunch of Lilys by a neighbour off on holiday who didn't want them to go to waste. On the way to kitchen the phone rang and I placed them on the desk by the computer's keyboard... which, on returning, I found to be covered in Lily stigmas(?)

Why not use them in tonight's curry? ...  confused:
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 01:58:50 PM »
What is the plural of Lillies? A conundrum!

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Re: Why?
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 04:38:53 PM »
Who is Pual Temple?  shrugs:
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Re: Why?
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 05:14:41 PM »
Who is Pual Temple?  shrugs:

You're in the Library! Look it up...                    drumroll:

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Re: Why?
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 05:41:54 PM »
Too kind, Nick, too kind  eeek:

As we all know, saffron is derived from the stigmas of the crocus and a fragrant spice it is too. Last night I was given a bunch of Lilys by a neighbour off on holiday who didn't want them to go to waste. On the way to kitchen the phone rang and I placed them on the desk by the computer's keyboard... which, on returning, I found to be covered in Lily stigmas(?)

Why not use them in tonight's curry? ...  confused:

How do you know they were Lily's?








'Cos Lily was still wearing 'em!

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Re: Why?
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2007, 06:37:05 PM »
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'Spose they could have been Ruby's or Pearl's.... but that's the Pirate joke  ;)
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Re: Why?
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2007, 06:52:58 PM »
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Re: Why?
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2007, 07:53:43 AM »
Too kind, Nick, too kind  eeek:

As we all know, saffron is derived from the stigmas of the crocus and a fragrant spice it is too. Last night I was given a bunch of Lilys by a neighbour off on holiday who didn't want them to go to waste. On the way to kitchen the phone rang and I placed them on the desk by the computer's keyboard... which, on returning, I found to be covered in Lily stigmas(?)

Why not use them in tonight's curry? ...  confused:

Ahh most good florists remove them as they stain!  eeek:

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Re: Why?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2007, 04:05:32 PM »
Ahh most good florists remove them as they stain!  eeek:

Not if there still in bud, surely  confused:

And come on, what about drying them out and using them as a spice  alien, what does your culinary expertise have to say about that ...   noooo: perhaps?
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