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Offline Grumpmeister

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The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« on: July 20, 2007, 01:24:42 PM »
Just for Wenchy seeing as this is her special day (and yes because I did laugh at it on Mock the Week last night), the unexpected last lines in Harry Potter competiton.

I'll kick things off with

"Harry I'm going to have a baby and it's yours...................." said Professor McGonagle


Yes Friday madness has hit the office  8)


Oh yes, and at the request of Wenchy:

SNOOPY NO SPOILERS OR WENCHY WILL GET UPSET AND BRANDISH HER WAND OF SMITING[/b][/color]
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 01:33:36 PM »
Then Harry woke up, it was all a dream.
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 01:35:01 PM »
I nearly sent you a pm demanding that you delete this thread!  redface:

Excellent!  lol:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 01:46:25 PM »
I suspect you would have Wenchy if I had done the line about Harry offering to show Hermione his 'real' magic wand  lol:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 01:50:32 PM »
Harry gives Hermione some stick!



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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 01:51:52 PM »
"There's the snitch, right you hold him down and I'll kneecap him"
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 01:54:17 PM »
Voldemort turned and spoke,

"Harry, I am your father"
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 02:08:40 PM »
Old one Morty baby.

Harry will not give Hermione a length he ends up with Ginny and Hermione with Ron. I refust to consider it ends up any other way.

Now are you boys going to behave yourselves in regards to HP spoilers or do I have to keep myself away from The Pub too until I've finished?
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 02:16:51 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:08:40 PM
Old one Morty baby.

Harry will not give Hermione a length he ends up with Ginny and Hermione with Ron. I refust to consider it ends up any other way.

Now are you boys going to behave yourselves in regards to HP spoilers or do I have to keep myself away from The Pub too until I've finished?

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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 02:17:15 PM »
Wenchy do you seriously think that any of the replies we have on here are actually going to be the last line of the book?


Harry said something, Hermione said something, Dumbledore said somet.....ah bugger it. Its the end of the series and I'm RICH!!
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 02:28:05 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:08:40 PM
Harry will not give Hermione a length he ends up with Ginny and Hermione with Ron. I refust to consider it ends up any other way.

Its all right Hermione I can fix this.....................CLAMYDIA ERADICUS!!!
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2007, 02:31:10 PM »
No, of course I don't! I'm not an idiot!  ::)

All I am trying to say is that I am absenting myself from the vast majority of the www until I have finished it. Should I absent myself from here also? In case say, Snoopy can't control himself and starts talking about it here?  evil:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2007, 02:37:33 PM »
Ok Wenchy, just for you I added in a subtle message for snoopy at the start of the thread  point:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2007, 02:41:50 PM »
Crikey that takes a long time to scroll over! Thank-you though!  lol:
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Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 02:43:43 PM »
Well at his advanced age Snoop'y eyesight isnt what it was  scared:


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