The All New Multi-Coloured Swap Shop Thread

[Barman]

Swap your unwanted Xmas gifts here....

I got not one, not two but three large packs of cashews.... 

What am I offered for them...?

[Just One More]

I'll give you six bags of cashews for them

[Nick]

I have some stuff for recycling. I will give you some empty collapso bottles 

[Barman]

I'll give you six bags of cashews for them

 

You drive a hard bargain...

I'll accept five! 

[Barman]

I have some stuff for recycling. I will give you some empty collapso bottles 

 

I have empty collapso bottles... don't you have anything else...?

[Barman]

I have Mini paraphernalia...

LL: it is the right Mini isn't it...?
Barman: yes dear... 


It is a Clubman FFS! 

[Miss Demeanour]

So is that the right mini  ?

[Nick]

I think LL is confuslicated. But then she is a wumman, so that is normal 

[Barman]

So is that the right mini  ?

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Wot 

[Nick]

Is it time to throw my large jagged sharp knife into the arena?

[Barman]

Is it time to throw my large jagged sharp knife into the arena?

Oh yes... perhaps Miss D will try to catch it... 

[Nick]

In her teeth, like? Like in a circus act, like? There could be money in this 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

So is that the right mini  ?

I was thinking that, but surely he wouldn't be spending all that time and effort on a Clubman?

[Barman]

So is that the right mini  ?

I was thinking that, but surely he wouldn't be spending all that time and effort on a Clubman?

Yes...