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Offline apc2010

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Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« on: December 25, 2010, 10:29:31 PM »
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.





Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.





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Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2010, 06:31:32 AM »
We had the worst cracker jokes ever...  noooo:
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Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2010, 07:08:27 PM »
Surely they can't be any worse than your usual ones  lol:
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Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2010, 07:29:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 26, 2010, 07:08:27 PM
Surely they can't be any worse than your usual ones  lol:

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Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2010, 08:02:09 PM »
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Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2010, 08:28:02 PM »
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.
Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
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Re: Worst Xmas Jokes ........
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2010, 06:50:15 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 26, 2010, 08:28:02 PM
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas.
Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...

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See also: Roll on ball type deodorant...  redface:
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