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Offline Nick

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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #30 on: December 30, 2011, 03:15:53 PM »
Was "buy a nightclub" one of last year's resolutions then? whistle:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #31 on: December 30, 2011, 03:16:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 28, 2010, 01:15:47 PM
Nonsense as they are, it had to be done  noooo:

I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).


How did that go for you  ?  lol:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #32 on: December 30, 2011, 03:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 30, 2011, 03:15:53 PM
Was "buy a nightclub" one of last year's resolutions then? whistle:

No seemed like a good idea .......... noooo:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #33 on: December 30, 2011, 03:19:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor   ( Special needs) on December 30, 2011, 03:16:20 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on December 28, 2010, 01:15:47 PM
Nonsense as they are, it had to be done  noooo:

I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).


How did that go for you  ?  lol:

Some of my hair fell out by itself  :thumbsup:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #34 on: December 30, 2011, 04:38:11 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 28, 2010, 02:12:14 PM
I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10,000m faster than Miss D....  whistle:

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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #35 on: December 30, 2011, 04:51:56 PM »
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #36 on: December 30, 2011, 04:52:20 PM »
New Year's resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #37 on: December 30, 2011, 04:54:09 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on December 30, 2011, 04:52:20 PM
New Year's resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.


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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #38 on: December 30, 2011, 05:00:20 PM »
YOu should get MIss D round to lend you a hand (and some tissues)  :thumbsup:

She has good biceps these days
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #39 on: December 30, 2011, 05:28:13 PM »
Like Pastis "Survival" tops my list this year.  surrender:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #40 on: December 30, 2011, 05:31:16 PM »
Is "Being shagged to death by Carol Vorderman" realistic? rubschin:

As an ambition, like?
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2011, 05:33:26 PM »
Aim high!  :thumbsup:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #42 on: December 30, 2011, 05:35:02 PM »
How tall is she?  eeek:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #43 on: December 30, 2011, 05:36:07 PM »
I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson  :thumbsup:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #44 on: December 30, 2011, 05:38:03 PM »
 Snoopysick:
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