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New Year Resolutions (again)
« on: December 28, 2010, 01:15:47 PM »
Nonsense as they are, it had to be done  noooo:

I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).

In all of these I will surely fail (don't call me SHirley, Mr Nick)

I also have to earn some dosh somehow or face penury and a park bench. noooo:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 02:12:14 PM »
I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10,000m faster than Miss D....  whistle:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 02:24:44 PM »
Miss D will always run faster than you, and with good reason  whistle:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 02:26:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2010, 02:24:44 PM
Miss D will always run faster than you, and with good reason  whistle:

Not if I am in peak physical condition....  eyes:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2010, 02:28:54 PM »
Well she has nothing to fear then  ::)
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2010, 02:37:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2010, 02:28:54 PM
Well she has nothing to fear then  ::)

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I'll be like Billy Whiz by the end of January....  whistle:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2010, 04:33:38 PM »


Well you already have the hairstyle  lol:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2010, 04:55:59 PM »
This from the man who drives absolutely everywhere  whistle:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2010, 06:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 28, 2010, 04:55:59 PM
This from the man who drives absolutely everywhere  whistle:

From the woman that doesn't have a car!  point:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2010, 06:25:49 PM »
Which is why she remains svelte.  angel1
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2010, 06:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2010, 06:25:49 PM
Which is why she remains svelte.  angel1
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2011, 08:07:11 AM »
Grand plans for 2011 AKA resolutions.

Once moved ( next Monday) I will sort out my medication, I have allowed this to slip due to all the moves and starting afresh with yet another doctor.  I tried to register as a temporary patient here. A more unhelpful group of stoopid women I have yet to meet but given the area I am moving to it might not be long.

Once I have done that I will get fitter. angel1
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2011, 08:09:43 AM »
My resolution is not to tell anyone my resolutions thus avoiding  point:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2011, 09:05:32 AM »
Go back to the gym
Lose one and a half stone
Meet the man of my dreams
Move house to somewhere lovely
Reduce debt on my credit cards
Travel to wonderful places
Be there for my friends and family
Expand my skills at work
Have fewer arguments with The Brat


To be reviewed on Dec 31st 2011  rubschin:
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Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2011, 09:17:38 AM »
Suggest you review weekly (weakly) ~ this list will rapidly diminish.  whistle:
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