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One for the laydees
« on: January 02, 2011, 04:34:20 PM »
|My great niece is pregnant. ONce she produces I shall be a Great Great Uncle  surrender:

It seems she has now been in labour for 76 hours  eeek:

SHe is an modern lass and prefers to do it without painkillers.


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Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals?  angel1
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2011, 04:39:49 PM »
I had no drugs but it was not by choice  Banghead Banghead Banghead

My intention was to have as much as possible to make the experience less painful.......feckin lot of use that was  sad24:

I know many women think it will have a negative impact on 'the bonding experience' - again doesn't seem to have any medical evidence to support such a thing. Like by giving a child life they feel any kind of bond to you  evil:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2011, 04:45:56 PM »
Why no drugs then Miss D?
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2011, 04:50:41 PM »
Because after being over 2 weeks overdue she was induced and then everything just happened with no time for any pain relief  sad24:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2011, 04:52:21 PM »
I was four weeks late and weighed 12 pounds  angel1
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2011, 05:41:56 PM »
|My great niece is pregnant. ONce she produces I shall be a Great Great Uncle  surrender:

It seems she has now been in labour for 76 hours  eeek:

SHe is an modern lass and prefers to do it without painkillers.


Silly sod


Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals?  angel1

So how are  you related then? Which ancestor do you have in common?
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2011, 05:46:35 PM »
I had no drugs but it was not by choice  Banghead Banghead Banghead

My intention was to have as much as possible to make the experience less painful.......feckin lot of use that was  sad24:

I know many women think it will have a negative impact on 'the bonding experience' - again doesn't seem to have any medical evidence to support such a thing. Like by giving a child life they feel any kind of bond to you  evil:

You seem to have bonded quite well to TB...  whistle:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 05:51:07 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

The truce of Christmas is over ....the demands of the New Year have begun  evil:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2011, 05:51:51 PM »
happy001 happy001 happy001

The truce of Christmas is over ....the demands of the New Year have begun  evil:

Oh dear... when does she go back to skool?
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2011, 05:54:52 PM »
Tuesday  surrender:
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Re: One for the laydees
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2011, 06:27:47 PM »
It seems to have popped out. My sister's son's daughter has produced a 9lb package in some sort of "Water Birth"   ::)
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2011, 06:34:42 PM »
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2011, 06:37:46 PM »
qUITE  evil:  Miss D we have a new aquaphibian family branch  cloud9:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2011, 08:05:28 PM »

Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals?  angel1
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Pethadine and a nice hot bath.  angel1
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