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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2011, 09:33:47 PM »
If someone was trying to shove a water melon up your bottom and had the courtesy to offer you some sort of pain relief what do you think the answer might be?

Other than to politely request that they desist obviously.

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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2011, 10:22:59 PM »
Which reminds me... do not go on youtube and search for water melon catapult
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2011, 10:38:33 PM »
Oh JOM how could you?  I just have to go out for a while. redface:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2011, 06:18:35 AM »
Which reminds me... do not go on youtube and search for water melon catapult

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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2011, 10:53:36 AM »
I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed  noooo:

Or of my great great niece stark nekkid  eeek:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 11:19:13 AM »
Of course it is right. She is proud of the gerl(s).
Nekkid boobs when breast feeding are not improper .... nor are nekkid babbies.
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 11:50:14 AM »
I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed  noooo:

Or of my great great niece stark nekkid  eeek:

It could have been worse.  An acquaintance of mine who had a baby around the same time as me posted pictures of the placenta to us. sick2:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 11:51:01 AM »
Yuk yukkity yuk
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2011, 02:15:59 PM »
I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed  noooo:

Or of my great great niece stark nekkid  eeek:

It could have been worse.  An acquaintance of mine who had a baby around the same time as me posted pictures of the placenta to us. sick2:

Eeeewwww!

A mate of mine cooked it when I went round for dinner one night...  eeek:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2011, 02:21:17 PM »
Second helpings for you?
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2011, 02:24:43 PM »
Second helpings for you?

I politely declined...  noooo:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2011, 02:27:07 PM »
You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta?  whistle:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2011, 02:30:38 PM »
Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

Method
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!
Placenta Cocktail
Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!
Placenta Lasagne
Ingredients:

1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above
2 tblspns olive oil
2 sliced cloves garlic
1/2 tspn oregano
1/2 diced onion
2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato

Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly saut� all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!
Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
Ingredients:

1 fresh placenta, prepared as above
1 tblspn butter
1 large can tomato puree
2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 tblspn molasses
1 bay leaf
1 tblspn rosemary
1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel

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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2011, 02:35:54 PM »
You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta?  whistle:

Yes!  evil:
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Re: One for the laydees
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2011, 02:54:24 PM »
 razz:
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