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Offline Nick

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Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« on: January 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM »
Well?

Mine is the one where I get hold of a Star Trek stylee transporter beam and a ray gun. Then I beam around the country undetectably vaporising my enemies  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2011, 07:41:37 PM »
Oooo I like that one. Can I enter your fantasy please?
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2011, 07:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM
Well?

Mine is the one where I get hold of a Star Trek stylee transporter beam and a ray gun. Then I beam around the country undetectably vaporising my enemies  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:




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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2011, 07:51:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 09, 2011, 07:41:37 PM
Oooo I like that one. Can I enter your fantasy please?
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Help yerself, like. Hours of innocent fun  eveilgrin:
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2011, 07:54:24 PM »
I fantasise that Nick will learn how to use the quote system...  ::)
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2011, 07:55:14 PM »
..quietly reaches for ray gun  eveilgrin:
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 07:58:28 PM »
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2011, 09:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM
Well?

Mine is the one where I get hold of a Star Trek stylee transporter beam and a ray gun. Then I beam around the country undetectably vaporising my enemies  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Don't forget to let us know what a vaporised foot feel like.
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 09:31:57 PM »
Nick has a foot  eeek:
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2011, 09:49:25 PM »
Yes, he has a foot but it is normally jammed in his mouth. My fantasies are more basic and involve Monica Belluci, Ann Hathaway and a huge bowl of creme fraiche !
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2011, 10:55:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2011, 07:55:14 PM
..quietly reaches for ray gun  eveilgrin:

Points and shoots at BM only to realise he is holding it back to front....  point:
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 05:24:48 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2011, 09:11:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM
Well?

Mine is the one where I get hold of a Star Trek stylee transporter beam and a ray gun. Then I beam around the country undetectably vaporising my enemies  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Don't forget to let us know what a vaporised foot feel like.

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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2011, 07:45:41 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM
Well?

Mine is the one where I get hold of a Star Trek stylee transporter beam and a ray gun. Then I beam around the country undetectably vaporising my enemies  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:




So yours are about vengence and retribution  rubschin:

Mine are generally about escaping and being somewhere else
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2011, 07:55:38 AM »
Mine is similar to Nick's I'm afraid. I long for some sort of ray that I can turn on "Ugly" people and simply zap them into a small pile of dust.

By "Ugly" I mean those whose very existence offends me in some way. You must know the sort I mean, they have done nothing to me, I don't know them, have never spoken to them, they don't even have to be actually ugly, they may even be nice people at heart and no doubt their mothers love them but I want to punch them on sight.
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Re: Favourite daydreams and fantasies?
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2011, 10:50:47 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 10, 2011, 07:55:38 AM
Mine is similar to Nick's I'm afraid. I long for some sort of ray that I can turn on "Ugly" people and simply zap them into a small pile of dust.

By "Ugly" I mean those whose very existence offends me in some way. You must know the sort I mean, they have done nothing to me, I don't know them, have never spoken to them, they don't even have to be actually ugly, they may even be nice people at heart and no doubt their mothers love them but I want to punch them on sight.

Quite a large choice of targets then...
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