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Offline Nick

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Another offer floods in
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:32:04 AM »
So this week I have three new projects, which is fooking miraculaous. I still don't understand the Indian wine trade one, but I will get there.

Now another!!

Research project on education. CHeck
Willing to travel. Check
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Must be willing to travel to The Democratic Republic of the Congo  scared2:
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 11:33:25 AM »
Keep taking the malaria pills
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 11:40:14 AM »
You should find out if you were the first they asked...  lol:
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 11:46:38 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 14, 2011, 11:33:25 AM
Keep taking the malaria pills

Or see this as an excellent excuse to drink G and Ts until you drop. whistle:
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 11:47:19 AM »
Have you got to send them £20k first to free your soon to be adopted child which they will reimburse when you get there ?
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 11:49:19 AM »
I can picture the email:
dear Mr Nick,
I have been left a great deal of monies and would like to put it to gude use in the edukation of my countries childrens. I have choosed you to help me spend the money and mayk some for yourselve. If you wuld lik to get in on the hopertunity just send me your bank details and I will send you a tickit to Congo where you can mayk lot of monies.
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 11:50:22 AM »
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TRAVEL SUMMARY
We advise against all travel to the Likouala province, bordering Equateur province in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), due to a large influx of displaced people from the DRC. UNHCR estimates around 110,000 refugees are currently Likouala province.

We advise against all but essential travel to the Pool region, as there is sporadic rebel activity there. This includes using the Brazzaville-Pointe Noire road and railway.  A train derailment on this line in June caused the death of around 60.

An outbreak of Polio has been reported in the south of Congo-Brazzaville, particularly in and around Ponte Noire. Cases have also been reported in Brazzaville. The outbreak is characterised by a high death rate, with large numbers also suffering acute flaccid paralysis (a syndrome related to polio). Whilst polio normally affects young children, the majority of reported cases and deaths from this outbreak have occurred in males aged over 15.

There is no British Embassy in the Republic of Congo. If resident in or visiting the Republic of Congo, you should register with the British Embassy in Kinshasa, DRC.

There is a low threat from terrorism.  But you should be aware of the global risk of indiscriminate terrorist attacks which could be in public areas, including those frequented by expatriates and foreign travellers.

Avoid travelling at night throughout the whole country.

Take out comprehensive travel and medical insurance before travelling.
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 11:51:53 AM »
What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 11:54:29 AM »
I've been to Africa... Not wishing to generalise but it is a shit hole.  lol:

I wouldn't go back...  noooo:
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 11:59:39 AM »
My sister returned from a government sponsored trip to the Pointe Noire area a month ago. She had armed guards all the time. Her advice ;"No bloody way !"
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 12:00:33 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on January 14, 2011, 11:59:39 AM
My sister returned from a government sponsored trip to the Pointe Noire area a month ago. She had armed guards all the time. Her advice ;"No bloody way !"
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 12:00:53 PM »
Nick prepares to visit the Congo
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 12:10:57 PM »
Travel tips for Africa  #4289 ...  ;)



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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 12:19:36 PM »
I think I might turn this one down  noooo:
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Re: Another offer floods in
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2011, 12:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 14, 2011, 12:19:36 PM
I think I might turn this one down  noooo:

I'll come wiv ya!  lol:
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