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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2011, 10:28:08 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 10:21:08 AM
Left home this morning, got about half a mile when mobile rang - spare keys found, so back home for me.

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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2011, 10:39:28 AM »
Now trying to convince my elderly neighbour that she owes me for the 3 TV mags I have bought for her and not the other way round. Same for the apples and yoghurt.

She's really losing it.
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2011, 10:42:08 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 10:39:28 AM
Now trying to convince my elderly neighbour that she owes me for the 3 TV mags I have bought for her and not the other way round. Same for the apples and yoghurt.

She's really losing it.

You need to show her who is boss tel!   eveilgrin:
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2011, 10:47:04 AM »
Just like you do with LL  happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2011, 10:47:46 AM »
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2011, 10:56:29 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 10:39:28 AM
Now trying to convince my elderly neighbour that she owes me for the 3 TV mags I have bought for her and not the other way round. Same for the apples and yoghurt.

She's really losing it.

Does she have a computer?

She would fit in well here.
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2011, 11:00:35 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2011, 10:56:29 AM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 10:39:28 AM
Now trying to convince my elderly neighbour that she owes me for the 3 TV mags I have bought for her and not the other way round. Same for the apples and yoghurt.

She's really losing it.

Does she have a computer?

She would fit in well here.

Many a true word is spoken in jest  confused:
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2011, 11:06:21 AM »
I sometimes get 5 or 6 calls a day to see if I'm going to Sainsburys and her list of things to buy gets repeated over and over again.
Then when I take the stuff around to her, she has the TV on so loud she can't hear the doorbell.
So I end up standing at her front door calling her from my mobile, to answer the door.

Good job I have some patience - Mrs Tel and other neighbours don't really want to deal with her anymore and she is getting so awkward and morbid.
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2011, 11:10:11 AM »
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 11:06:21 AM
I sometimes get 5 or 6 calls a day to see if I'm going to Sainsburys and her list of things to buy gets repeated over and over again.
Then when I take the stuff around to her, she has the TV on so loud she can't hear the doorbell.
So I end up standing at her front door calling her from my mobile, to answer the door.

Good job I have some patience - Mrs Tel and other neighbours don't really want to deal with her anymore and she is getting so awkward and morbid.

Are you mentioned in the will...?  whistle:
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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2011, 11:18:07 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2011, 11:10:11 AM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 11:06:21 AM
I sometimes get 5 or 6 calls a day to see if I'm going to Sainsburys and her list of things to buy gets repeated over and over again.
Then when I take the stuff around to her, she has the TV on so loud she can't hear the doorbell.
So I end up standing at her front door calling her from my mobile, to answer the door.

Good job I have some patience - Mrs Tel and other neighbours don't really want to deal with her anymore and she is getting so awkward and morbid.

Are you mentioned in the will...?  whistle:

Probably:
"I instruct the executors to pursue Mr. Tel next door about payment for 300 copies of TV Times"
and
" To that nice Mrs Tel next door, and all the neighbours who didn't keep coming round to annoy me, £10,000 for a really good party"

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Re: Blue Monday
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2011, 11:36:40 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2011, 11:18:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2011, 11:10:11 AM
Quote from: tel on January 25, 2011, 11:06:21 AM
I sometimes get 5 or 6 calls a day to see if I'm going to Sainsburys and her list of things to buy gets repeated over and over again.
Then when I take the stuff around to her, she has the TV on so loud she can't hear the doorbell.
So I end up standing at her front door calling her from my mobile, to answer the door.

Good job I have some patience - Mrs Tel and other neighbours don't really want to deal with her anymore and she is getting so awkward and morbid.

Are you mentioned in the will...?  whistle:

Probably:
"I instruct the executors to pursue Mr. Tel next door about payment for 300 copies of TV Times"
and
" To that nice Mrs Tel next door, and all the neighbours who didn't keep coming round to annoy me, £10,000 for a really good party"

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