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Offline Nick

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One for Miss D and the laydees
« on: January 21, 2011, 05:12:35 PM »
Many many years ago (1982?) I found myself teaching an adult ed evening class. One of my students was a young weakling called Donald. Nice guy, but not too bright.

About week 3 he started to turn up at class sweating like a pig. It seems he had enrolled primarily to get access to the college gym where he spent 2 hours a day pumping iron.

Still he was willing  noooo: but dim  noooo:

During the 9 months of the course he swelled from being a six stone weakling to some kind of Goliath  eeek:

Next I heard he was Christopher Reeves' stand in on Superman  eeek:

I now see him on telly all the time in ads for Sky and now for Churchill Insurance. Must be coining it.  evil:

Just for the laydees, here he is:




I have his phone number  whistle:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 05:28:14 PM »
You know too many lifters of shirts.  noooo:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2011, 05:49:48 PM »
What were you teaching at Adult Ed? Uphill gardening for beginners ?
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 06:00:59 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 07:32:46 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on January 21, 2011, 05:49:48 PM
What were you teaching at Adult Ed? Uphill gardening for beginners ?
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2011, 07:50:19 PM »
Extreme Destroy Do It Yourself?  whistle:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 08:33:43 AM »
You think we are that superficial Nick  angel1
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 08:35:43 AM »
Nick, like many of us, is an disillusioned man.










But we keep coming back for more  ::)

It's what I refer to as the triumph of hope over experience.
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 05:22:18 PM »
One for Miss D and the laydees 

Ommm I'm telling on you Nick.  Miss D is having a bad day and you are implying that she is not a laydee
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 05:24:09 PM »
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 05:28:05 PM »
Yep ...can only get better  sad24:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 08:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 22, 2011, 08:33:43 AM
You think we are that superficial Nick  angel1

I could be.  redface:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 08:12:00 PM »
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 08:13:24 PM »
I'm still waiting for you to PM me David Tennant's contact details!  cussing:
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Re: One for Miss D and the laydees
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 08:15:18 PM »
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