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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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The all new VP sympathy thread.
« on: January 22, 2011, 06:09:21 PM »
Describe why you need our sympathy and we will decide whether to  point: or happy100

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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 06:16:30 PM »
I have a bad back through werking in the hot sun in the garden all day like... cutting down stuff and throwing it over the cliff... plus I will be home alone for the next five weeks...  sad24:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 06:21:06 PM »
Errrrrrr so you've had to do 1 day's proper work like and you have the next 5 weeks to do as you please ????

Not a strong case I would suggest  noooo:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 06:21:51 PM »
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011, 06:27:49 PM »
The author of his own misfortune I'd say.

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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2011, 06:29:20 PM »
Christus, you lot are a tough audience tonight...  surrender:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011, 08:39:37 PM »
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011, 08:40:07 PM »
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2011, 08:48:53 PM »
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

Umm but have you not done something 'in the buff' or 'about the buff' or 'somewhere around the buff?'  I think that you have to throw a double six to get away from 'the buff' or 'up the duff'  I don't know I seem to be making up the ruwels as I go along like. noooo:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2011, 08:53:20 PM »
I dont do rules.... clocks.... deadlines...  I would say I please myself but those here would be unable to contain themselves.   Oh...  redface:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2011, 06:14:28 AM »
I dont do rules.... clocks.... deadlines...  I would say I please myself but those here would be unable to contain themselves.   Oh...  redface:

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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2011, 09:54:54 PM »
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

It could have been worse Tipsy, one of the lasses I work with was an hour and a bit from the end of her shift before realising she had booked that day off.  lol:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2011, 09:58:32 PM »
That's just feckin stupid - didn't her manager have a clue either ?

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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2011, 10:09:12 PM »
She can be scatty on occaision but its part of her charm  lol:
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Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2011, 12:31:29 PM »
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

It could have been worse Tipsy, one of the lasses I work with was an hour and a bit from the end of her shift before realising she had booked that day off.  lol:

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