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This May Be An Affs Moment
« on: January 25, 2011, 10:11:22 PM »
The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it,  but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the  Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash  their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,  and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the  matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the  Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .

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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 06:29:57 AM »
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 07:19:42 AM »
Bollocks, I thought Tipsy had posted it so I did a search on "idea" on Tipsy's name and it didn't show it

You've broken the search function haven't you  rubschin:
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 07:27:54 AM »
Bollocks, I thought Tipsy had posted it so I did a search on "idea" on Tipsy's name and it didn't show it

You've broken the search function haven't you  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:

I just searched for "Proctologists"  ;)
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 10:14:48 AM »
I just searched for "Proctologists" 

 noooo:

There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2011, 12:20:44 PM »
I just searched for "Proctologists" 

 noooo:

There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2011, 01:05:06 PM »
I just searched for "Proctologists"

 noooo:

There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:


So many have fingers like best pork sausages.  eeek:


I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2011, 01:11:17 PM »
I just searched for "Proctologists"

 noooo:

There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:


So many have fingers like best pork sausages.  eeek:


I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.

 eeek:
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2011, 01:13:04 PM »
I just searched for "Proctologists"

 noooo:

There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:


So many have fingers like best pork sausages.  eeek:


I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.

And then placed both his hands on your shoulders?
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 01:15:47 PM »
And then placed both his hands on your shoulders?


Fortunately not but he did murmur "Brace yourself"  scared2:
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2011, 01:20:32 PM »
I just searched for "Proctologists"

 noooo:

There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?

Yes...  lol: lol: lol:


So many have fingers like best pork sausages.  eeek:


I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.

And then placed both his hands on your shoulders?

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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2011, 09:20:08 AM »
Prolly another Affs moment, but I can't help thinking of one of the other inmates here  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvS6NzX62I
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Re: This May Be An Affs Moment
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2011, 09:34:59 AM »
Prolly another Affs moment, but I can't help thinking of one of the other inmates here  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvS6NzX62I


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