Well it would serve Landlady right for rubbing it in about how good the weather is over there in another thread
Actually I've just had an idea, Nick can win the so called 'war on terror' in 4 steps.
Step 1 - Send Nick to Iraq. Insurgents bugger off to Afghanistan in a panic
Step 2 - Send Nick to Afghanistan. Same result as for Iraq, insurgents bugger off in mass panic
Step 3 - Start rumours about Nick visiting various countries subtly shepherding Bin Laden et al to bikini Atoll
Step 4 - Have Nick drop off supply of Barman's homebrew to Atoll
Result:
War won, problem solved.