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Offline Nick

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Only in the Grauniad
« on: July 22, 2007, 07:51:23 AM »
Poor dears are producing some supplements this summer "to tempt us out of our houses"

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On August 4, our swimming supplement will reveal the best in outdoor bathing, from wild rivers to Britain's hidden pools and lidos.

A lot of folks won't need to leave their houses to do that!"
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 07:54:12 AM »
There?ll be a drought by August 4th and all the swimming places will have dried up? prolly.
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 01:05:04 PM »
I'm giving it a month at the outside before we hear about the first hosepipe ban  whistle:
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 01:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 01:05:04 PM
I'm giving it a month at the outside before we hear about the first hosepipe ban  whistle:

Source: Environment agency.

If there is a return to very hot, dry weather for the rest of the summer, there is a small risk of restrictions in early autumn for some areas in England and Wales. However such continued dry weather through the rest of the summer and into the autumn is unlikely.


Was the ban ever lifted down in Kent and surrounding areas anyway?
I never heard about it if it was. confused:
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 02:01:06 PM »
Ours was lifted round about March I think.  ::)
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2007, 02:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2007, 07:51:23 AM
Poor dears are producing some supplements this summer "to tempt us out of our houses"
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On August 4, our swimming supplement will reveal the best in outdoor bathing, from wild rivers to Britain's hidden pools and lidos.

If it was the Grauniad, it probably should have read...

"... Britain's hidden pools and Lidls." 
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2007, 02:11:36 PM »
Nowt wrong with Lidl!  redface:
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2007, 02:27:32 PM »
I'd have to take your word for that  ;)
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2007, 02:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 23, 2007, 02:27:32 PM
I'd have to take your word for that  ;)

I got a lovely spazio from there the other day. Most useful.
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2007, 02:36:55 PM »
What's a spazio when it's about?
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2007, 02:38:29 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2007, 02:36:55 PM
What's a spazio when it's about?

 A clothes airer apparently. I found it funny anyway.  redface: Especially when Mr Wench stands in the garden shouting "Bring the spaz out, it's sunny!"  eveilgrin:
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2007, 02:39:45 PM »
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2007, 02:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 23, 2007, 02:39:45 PM
happy001

See! Lidl is good! It humiliates your nearest and dearest!
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2007, 02:46:50 PM »
 happ096 lol: lol:
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Re: Only in the Grauniad
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2007, 02:46:50 PM »
Well, I feel enlightened; in a domestic sort of way  confused:

I'd only got as far as Italian, meaning space  redface:
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