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My new toy
« on: February 01, 2011, 11:56:55 AM »
Got fed up yesterday and ordered a dishwasher. It arrives Saturday and then all I have to do is plumb it in  cloud9:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 12:12:10 PM »
Fed up of what ...washing your own plates  eeek: eeek: eeek:

You can't have that much to wash up surely  noooo:

If you excess money to burn I can offer you a few suggestions of things I need  rubschin:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2011, 12:24:14 PM »
I have had a dishwasher for the last 11 years. I am now struggling to adapt. ANd my hands are ruined  sad24:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2011, 12:49:54 PM »
my hands are ruined 

Now they can be as soft as your head again.
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2011, 01:06:02 PM »
I have had a dishwasher for the last 11 years. I am now struggling to adapt. ANd my hands are ruined  sad24:

Of course ...all that washing up liquid must play havoc with your nicotine stains  lol:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2011, 01:07:13 PM »
An anti-smokist remark if ever I saw one.  evil:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2011, 01:08:50 PM »
SHe is just jealous, like
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2011, 01:10:11 PM »
An anti-smokist remark if ever I saw one.  evil:

Ooooh get her  lol:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2011, 01:11:08 PM »
SHe is just jealous, like

Probably has her own way to get short of breath.
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2011, 01:11:47 PM »
Jogging?
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2011, 01:13:16 PM »
I'm a pipe smoker  whistle:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2011, 01:14:28 PM »
A self confessed player of the pink oboe  noooo:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2011, 01:15:15 PM »
Consigned as we are to the end of the pub garden we smokers must stick together  razz:
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Re: My new toy
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2011, 01:19:14 PM »
I'm a pipe smoker  whistle:

I think Nick wondered if you would like to try his favourite.

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Re: My new toy
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2011, 01:20:07 PM »
Have you been in Miss D's handbag again?
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