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Offline Miss Demeanour

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VP Olympics
« on: February 03, 2011, 09:46:13 AM »
Ok ...time to nail your colours to the mast.

We need to get into training with the Olympics being only 18 months away.

The Alternative VP Olympics can lead the way for Boris in how to put on a good show but we will need to decide what events we are going to hold and who will be competing.

Barman is always for the High Jump but not sure if that’s really his thing.

Nick can obviously plan the opening and closing ceremonies as the pyrotechnics will be awesome.

DS can also ensure the tracks and fields are of an impeccable standard.

But what events and who shall play????

I nominate myself for the Cadbury Creme Egg eating competition. This is a relatively new event but one which requires extreme dedication to the cause , sacrifice of the other food groups, mental and physical stamina and does not require any performance enhancing drugs.
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 09:52:54 AM »
BM could set up the high jump

Miss C could do wine tasting

Unlce could lead on the synchronised lawn mowing
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 09:54:01 AM »
TRM almost guarantees us a Gold in the Drinking Youngs category.


I am willing to train the Beagles in .... errr .... Beagling.


Personally I feel Miss D could be a contender in the "Throwing the Brat" contest.


LL is certainly a medal hope in the "Long Suffering Woman" event.
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 09:55:18 AM »
Extreme dishwashing?
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 09:56:12 AM »
 lol:

Toss a teenager  rubschin:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 09:56:42 AM »
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And who will be paying for all this eventing and stuff...? Shrugs:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 09:57:03 AM »
Extreme dishwashing?

 noooo:

What exactly qualifies as extreme in your world ? - one plate and some cutlery  noooo:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 09:57:31 AM »
lol:

Toss a teenager  rubschin:
I glimpse the gutter heaving into view  noooo:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 09:57:44 AM »
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And who will be paying for all this eventing and stuff...? Shrugs:

We shall be grant funded , we have loads of special needs amongst us  cloud9:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2011, 09:58:08 AM »
Extreme dishwashing?

 noooo:

What exactly qualifies as extreme in your world ? - one plate and some cutlery  noooo:

I have been saving up my dirty pans, like
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2011, 09:58:24 AM »
lol:

Toss a teenager  rubschin:
I glimpse the gutter heaving into view  noooo:

Guttering ...could be an event  rubschin:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 10:01:40 AM »
evil:

And who will be paying for all this eventing and stuff...? Shrugs:

We shall be grant funded , we have loads of special needs amongst us  cloud9:

Oh well, in that case count me in!  cloud9:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2011, 10:05:11 AM »
You could enter the longest ever game without any progress event like  whistle:
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2011, 10:05:45 AM »
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Re: VP Olympics
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2011, 10:20:11 AM »
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