Ok ...time to nail your colours to the mast.
We need to get into training with the Olympics being only 18 months away.
The Alternative VP Olympics can lead the way for Boris in how to put on a good show but we will need to decide what events we are going to hold and who will be competing.
Barman is always for the High Jump but not sure if that’s really his thing.
Nick can obviously plan the opening and closing ceremonies as the pyrotechnics will be awesome.
DS can also ensure the tracks and fields are of an impeccable standard.
But what events and who shall play????
I nominate myself for the Cadbury Creme Egg eating competition. This is a relatively new event but one which requires extreme dedication to the cause , sacrifice of the other food groups, mental and physical stamina and does not require any performance enhancing drugs.