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Offline Snoopy

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One Just For Bouncer
« on: July 22, 2007, 12:42:19 PM »
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 02:59:52 PM »
 lol:

That made my day...
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 03:02:17 PM »
You'll like this one then

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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 03:06:30 PM »
That is libellious  -  I always sleep the right way up

To make sure I don't fall off   ;)
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2007, 03:37:33 PM »
I do so agree ~ besides a change is as good as a rest they say
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2007, 04:03:12 PM »
Were you trying to wake me to tell me something there?
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2007, 04:10:22 PM »
Only that I admired how you handled the Barman earlier:

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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2007, 04:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
Only that I admired how you handled the Barman earlier:


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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2007, 06:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 22, 2007, 04:10:22 PM
Only that I admired how you handled the Barman earlier:



Yeah!  Something like that   ;)
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 12:32:19 PM »
The difference between Snoopy and Bouncer  whistle:

"Excerpts from a Dog's Diary"

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


"Excerpts from a Cat's Diary"

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now . . .
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Re: One Just For Bouncer
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 12:59:34 PM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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