BM come over here sweetheart I need to talk to you.
It is good that you have finally admitted it, that is certainly a step forward towards acceptance. There is no easy way to say this, so I will come right out and say it, baldness is for life not just for the morning.
Move along the rest of you, there is nothing to see here, he will be fine in a minute. The screaming will stop and he will cry himself out.
Morning BTW.