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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14670 on: January 14, 2013, 06:42:16 PM »
Soooo...after 4 1/2 hours at Gatwick this morning, I thought I'd make a heeeeooooge fry-up when I got home.  Grill on - 6 Porky Whites, 4 rashers of bacon under the grill. Slice the bread. 4 eggs for frying out of the fridge, heavy pan with a splash of olive oil on the hob - turn the hob on (touch sensitive thingy). The hob comes on briefly then turns itself off again.  Hmmmm....must be me. Try again. Same result. BASTARD device!!!

For the last few months the touch sensitive thingy for the hob has been getting more and more pernickety - any oily residue on it and it plays up a bit, but never before did it just turn itself off. Oddly, the touch sensitive thingy for the grill and oven has always been fine.

So I had to do with microwaved scrambled eggs with instead  cry:

An hour later I decided to "have a look" - only five screws held the hob on, so I whipped those out and had a look inside. Lots of wires and PCBs - obviously a knackered PCB I thought, so I just blew te dust out, made sure all the wires and connections were in properly and put it back together again.

Lo and behold, it works perfectly now  Shocked:

I am a DIY god  cloud9:


Why did you say that.... BM will have his house in bits tomorrow.......... noooo:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14671 on: January 14, 2013, 06:51:34 PM »
Morning btw, was in work by 7.30 so didnt get chance to get in here.  But just to balance things up I am at a Conference tomorrow so can have a lie in... .like.   cloud9:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14672 on: January 14, 2013, 07:48:09 PM »
Morning btw, was in work by 7.30 so didnt get chance to get in here.  But just to balance things up I am at a Conference tomorrow so can have a lie in... .like.   cloud9:

You can make the tea and toast for a change!  Thumbs:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14673 on: January 14, 2013, 07:58:30 PM »
 :thumbsup:   Place your orders now then.  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14674 on: January 14, 2013, 08:03:08 PM »
:thumbsup:   Place your orders now then.  ;D

Tea - immense strength, vast quantities thereof.

Toast - two slices, white bread, lightly toasted with Lurpak and orange marmalade...

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14675 on: January 14, 2013, 08:05:48 PM »
Lurpak    eeek:   Well if you must, candle fat it is.  Would you like Oxford Thick Cut with that?    rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14676 on: January 14, 2013, 08:06:35 PM »
:thumbsup:   Place your orders now then.  ;D

Tea - immense strength, vast quantities thereof.

Toast - two slices, white bread, lightly toasted with Lurpak and orange marmalade...

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14677 on: January 14, 2013, 08:06:52 PM »
Lurpak    eeek:   Well if you must, candle fat it is.  Would you like Oxford Thick Cut with that?    rubschin:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14678 on: January 14, 2013, 08:08:27 PM »
:thumbsup:   Place your orders now then.  ;D

Toast n beer please............. :thumbsup:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14679 on: January 14, 2013, 08:09:41 PM »
Toast n beer please............. :thumbsup:
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See I too could go for that strangely.  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14680 on: January 14, 2013, 08:14:39 PM »
Toast n beer please............. :thumbsup:


See I too could go for that strangely.  redface:
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Disgusting. Unless you had pilchards on the toast  :thumbsup:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14681 on: January 14, 2013, 08:15:54 PM »
So is that your order then?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14682 on: January 14, 2013, 08:19:09 PM »
Eeewww, pilchards in the morning....  noooo:

I remember reading many, many years ago that the best thing in the world was eating toast with ***** fingers...  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14683 on: January 14, 2013, 08:19:41 PM »
So is that your order then?  rubschin:

Yup. And a Golden Virginia rollie too  :thumbsup:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #14684 on: January 14, 2013, 08:21:40 PM »
Eeewww, pilchards in the morning....  noooo:

I remember reading many, many years ago that the best thing in the world was eating toast with ***** fingers...  cloud9:

The well known bank robber?
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.