Moring all, I have abandoned the Duck and Dildo, will, clear a few glasses to make room for the urn.
It must have been a good night judging by the state of the place. Uncles still here in the corner, whoever drew that on his forehead shows a degree of talent and bravery.
I refuse to clear up the pile vomit outside the front door.
Oh and the catapult contraption thingy constructed from Miss D, Tipsy's and Boog's bras is neither funny or clever rather it is just bad and wrong.
