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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18210 on: May 06, 2013, 07:13:19 AM »
Morning good folk of VP land.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18211 on: May 06, 2013, 07:29:27 AM »
Morning Happy People
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18212 on: May 06, 2013, 07:40:00 AM »
Good morning all :P

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18213 on: May 06, 2013, 08:00:59 AM »
Moring all, I have abandoned the Duck and Dildo, will, clear a few glasses to make room for the urn. 

It must have been a good night judging by the state of the place.  Uncles still here in the corner, whoever drew that on his forehead shows a degree of talent and bravery. noooo:

I refuse to clear up the pile vomit outside the front door. evil: Oh and the catapult contraption thingy constructed from Miss D, Tipsy's and Boog's bras is neither funny or clever rather it is just bad and wrong. noooo: noooo:

 redface: redface:  Sorry Miss C   Heavy but enjoyable night sorry we  girlies got a bit carried away it was BM's fault he was plying us with free drink being as LL was not there.. ::)

You might find the rug in front of the fire could be Growler, and I did not see Steve come out the gents...

As for Apey well Miss T had to stick him in Mr D's wheelbarrow to get him home after disgracing himself... noooo:

Mr D had to go home early on account of getting up this morning as did JOM lost track of the others  I'm afraid..
 
Oh not sure where the vomit came from could have been Nick on account of the chicken he had for dinner and he was drinking a strange concoction .... whistle:

Morning everyone  BTW   wave:
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18214 on: May 06, 2013, 08:29:42 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18215 on: May 06, 2013, 08:52:09 AM »
Moring all, I have abandoned the Duck and Dildo, will, clear a few glasses to make room for the urn. 

It must have been a good night judging by the state of the place.  Uncles still here in the corner, whoever drew that on his forehead shows a degree of talent and bravery. noooo:

I refuse to clear up the pile vomit outside the front door. evil: Oh and the catapult contraption thingy constructed from Miss D, Tipsy's and Boog's bras is neither funny or clever rather it is just bad and wrong. noooo: noooo:
lol: lol: lol:  Is that a Twang I hear?


Morning Miss C and all the rest of the gang
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18216 on: May 06, 2013, 09:00:31 AM »
If they made a catapult out of Miss D's bra then we may have our first VPer in space  eeek:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18217 on: May 06, 2013, 09:05:59 AM »
Morning all.....

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18218 on: May 06, 2013, 11:13:14 AM »
If they made a catapult out of Miss D's bra then we may have our first VPer in space  eeek:

You really have no sense of reality or perspective  noooo:

I'm afraid my bra's would not get you very far  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18219 on: May 07, 2013, 04:04:11 AM »
Good mornings everybody!  wave:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18220 on: May 07, 2013, 05:20:12 AM »
Morning ...hi ho  sad24:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18221 on: May 07, 2013, 05:33:58 AM »
 happy100 Morning Miss D.  Morning all.

Horspickle this morning all bright and..............








Not even bright let alone breezy. noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18222 on: May 07, 2013, 05:58:54 AM »
Morning. 
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18223 on: May 07, 2013, 06:04:14 AM »
Mornin'
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #18224 on: May 07, 2013, 06:07:15 AM »
Which horsepickle is everyone going to?   Is this the Annual Outing and I missed seeing the poster?   rubschin:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.