The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread

[Just One More]

She'll need more vinegar 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good morning all

 

  Miss C.   

How's the pickleing going?  All seems so last month here, all that munny spent on pans and jars that may never see the light of day again 

Sell them on Amazon then deny all knowledge.

It's a plan, a cunning plan but sadly I'd be deaded (pickled even) once discovered

One of todays tasks is to dispose of over 10kg of greengages "they'll keep in the fridge" that have developed so much mould and rot we may have created new species.    Amazingly the juvenile maggots (mealworms) in the same fridge haven't discovered them - we hope.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the smell of pickling vinegar that permeates the house can also be smelt for at least a mile downwind of here.

keeps the riff raff away? 

I have a mealworm farm. 

You could turn the greengages into alcohol.  The pub could do with a new liqueur Steve's Green Mange Liqueur has a certain ring to it.  I love green gages you don't see them very often which is a shame.  10kg is a lot of gages are you friends with a fruit farmer.

I buy my vinegar in gallon containers I will have you know JOM. In my world it is bad and wrong to be more than ten steps away from malt vinegar.

[Steve]

Good morning all

 

  Miss C.   

How's the pickleing going?  All seems so last month here, all that munny spent on pans and jars that may never see the light of day again 

Sell them on Amazon then deny all knowledge.

It's a plan, a cunning plan but sadly I'd be deaded (pickled even) once discovered

One of todays tasks is to dispose of over 10kg of greengages "they'll keep in the fridge" that have developed so much mould and rot we may have created new species.    Amazingly the juvenile maggots (mealworms) in the same fridge haven't discovered them - we hope.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the smell of pickling vinegar that permeates the house can also be smelt for at least a mile downwind of here.

keeps the riff raff away? 

I have a mealworm farm. 

You could turn the greengages into alcohol.  The pub could do with a new liqueur Steve's Green Mange Liqueur has a certain ring to it.  I love green gages you don't see them very often which is a shame.  10kg is a lot of gages are you friends with a fruit farmer.

I buy my vinegar in gallon containers I will have you know JOM. In my world it is bad and wrong to be more than ten steps away from malt vinegar.

Nope got a greengage tree and it produced big time this year.  Was bought as an almond tree but we don't mind.

Not sure anyone wants these greengages now



We get the occasionally needed mealworms from the wonderfully named Wiggly Wigglers, not your sideline business is it?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Good morning all

 

  Miss C.   

How's the pickleing going?  All seems so last month here, all that munny spent on pans and jars that may never see the light of day again 

Sell them on Amazon then deny all knowledge.

It's a plan, a cunning plan but sadly I'd be deaded (pickled even) once discovered

One of todays tasks is to dispose of over 10kg of greengages "they'll keep in the fridge" that have developed so much mould and rot we may have created new species.    Amazingly the juvenile maggots (mealworms) in the same fridge haven't discovered them - we hope.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the smell of pickling vinegar that permeates the house can also be smelt for at least a mile downwind of here.

keeps the riff raff away? 

I have a mealworm farm. 

You could turn the greengages into alcohol.  The pub could do with a new liqueur Steve's Green Mange Liqueur has a certain ring to it.  I love green gages you don't see them very often which is a shame.  10kg is a lot of gages are you friends with a fruit farmer.

I buy my vinegar in gallon containers I will have you know JOM. In my world it is bad and wrong to be more than ten steps away from malt vinegar.

Nope got a greengage tree and it produced big time this year.  Was bought as an almond tree but we don't mind.

Not sure anyone wants these greengages now



We get the occasionally needed mealworms from the wonderfully named Wiggly Wigglers, not your sideline business is it?

Ahh they do look a bit past their best.  Shame.

I bought a worm composting bin from them (Wriggly wigglers) when they first started up about 15 years ago.  I did look into worm growing at the time but didn't take it any further.

I grow mealworms for my hens. It has been an interesting experiment  which I haven't yet perfected. I used to keep them in tubs  in the study.  They were on the bookcase behind my head.  Every so often there would be a flurry of activity which I could hear.  I couldn't quite cope with that.  Had one or two that made a bid for freedom I can't imagine why.

[boogs]

Good morning all

 

  Miss C.   

How's the pickleing going?  All seems so last month here, all that munny spent on pans and jars that may never see the light of day again 

Sell them on Amazon then deny all knowledge.

It's a plan, a cunning plan but sadly I'd be deaded (pickled even) once discovered

One of todays tasks is to dispose of over 10kg of greengages "they'll keep in the fridge" that have developed so much mould and rot we may have created new species.    Amazingly the juvenile maggots (mealworms) in the same fridge haven't discovered them - we hope.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the smell of pickling vinegar that permeates the house can also be smelt for at least a mile downwind of here.

keeps the riff raff away? 

I have a mealworm farm. 

You could turn the greengages into alcohol.  The pub could do with a new liqueur Steve's Green Mange Liqueur has a certain ring to it.  I love green gages you don't see them very often which is a shame.  10kg is a lot of gages are you friends with a fruit farmer.

I buy my vinegar in gallon containers I will have you know JOM. In my world it is bad and wrong to be more than ten steps away from malt vinegar.

Nope got a greengage tree and it produced big time this year.  Was bought as an almond tree but we don't mind.

Not sure anyone wants these greengages now



We get the occasionally needed mealworms from the wonderfully named Wiggly Wigglers, not your sideline business is it?

Ahh they do look a bit past their best.  Shame.

I bought a worm composting bin from them (Wriggly wigglers) when they first started up about 15 years ago.  I did look into worm growing at the time but didn't take it any further.

I grow mealworms for my hens. It has been an interesting experiment  which I haven't yet perfected. I used to keep them in tubs  in the study.  They were on the bookcase behind my head.  Every so often there would be a flurry of activity which I could hear.  I couldn't quite cope with that.  Had one or two that made a bid for freedom I can't imagine why.

Miss C you are a very brave lady      Wiggly worms and things freek me out 

[Nick]

Tipsy is forever after worms 

I am quite worn out

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Tipsy is forever after worms 

I am quite worn out

  Eh what?

[Barman]

Good morning!

Is everybody ready for the pub classic car show day out....? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Good morning all

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

Good morning all.

[Landlady]

Good morning all sunny pubets 

5 in Memi already - the next pick ups will have to go on the roof or in the boot 

[Just One More]

Mornin'

[Miss Demeanour]

Morning you rowdy lot

[Nick]