The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread

[Barman]

Morning .....thank heavens the brats birthday 'weekender' is over  . What happened to a birthday just being on one day of the year 

Amazing isn't it? My brother-in-law's brother just had a 50th birthday, celebrated with 50 different events. He has now lost his business, is broke and his wife's left him

I had nuffink for my burfday.....

Didn't I get you anything ?

 

[Miss Adventure]

Morning .....thank heavens the brats birthday 'weekender' is over  . What happened to a birthday just being on one day of the year 

Amazing isn't it? My brother-in-law's brother just had a 50th birthday, celebrated with 50 different events. He has now lost his business, is broke and his wife's left him

I had nuffink for my burfday.....

Didn't I get you anything ?

 

I remember now, I was in the UK and tried to send you a beer making outfit, but for some reason they wouldn't send it, I gave up in the end and then forgot all about it

[Barman]

Morning .....thank heavens the brats birthday 'weekender' is over  . What happened to a birthday just being on one day of the year 

Amazing isn't it? My brother-in-law's brother just had a 50th birthday, celebrated with 50 different events. He has now lost his business, is broke and his wife's left him

I had nuffink for my burfday.....

Didn't I get you anything ?

 

I remember now, I was in the UK and tried to send you a beer making outfit, but for some reason they wouldn't send it, I gave up in the end and then forgot all about it

 

[Miss Adventure]

Morning .....thank heavens the brats birthday 'weekender' is over  . What happened to a birthday just being on one day of the year 

Amazing isn't it? My brother-in-law's brother just had a 50th birthday, celebrated with 50 different events. He has now lost his business, is broke and his wife's left him

I had nuffink for my burfday.....

Didn't I get you anything ?

 

I remember now, I was in the UK and tried to send you a beer making outfit, but for some reason they wouldn't send it, I gave up in the end and then forgot all about it

 

I'll do you a nice shepherds pie and collapso tonight to make up for it - oh, and I won't chuck you out when you get trollied

[Nick]

 

Off to Brum

[Barman]

Morning .....thank heavens the brats birthday 'weekender' is over  . What happened to a birthday just being on one day of the year 

Amazing isn't it? My brother-in-law's brother just had a 50th birthday, celebrated with 50 different events. He has now lost his business, is broke and his wife's left him

I had nuffink for my burfday.....

Didn't I get you anything ?

 

I remember now, I was in the UK and tried to send you a beer making outfit, but for some reason they wouldn't send it, I gave up in the end and then forgot all about it

 

I'll do you a nice shepherds pie and collapso tonight to make up for it - oh, and I won't chuck you out when you get trollied

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Good morning all 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Morning all.   Has anyone got a fully functional body I can borrow, just for a while like?

[Uncle Mort]

Morning all.   Has anyone got a fully functional body I can borrow, just for a while like?

This is the VP, it's not very likely.

[Barman]

Morning all.   Has anyone got a fully functional body I can borrow, just for a while like?

You are welcome to mine! 

[Steve]

Morning all.   Has anyone got a fully functional body I can borrow, just for a while like?

Sorry no. Have to go to Mrs Back Quack now to get mine back to 'almost adequate'

Good morning all anyway

[Darwins Selection]

Morning all.   Has anyone got a fully functional body I can borrow, just for a while like?

This is the VP, it's not very likely.

I'm sure you could fix her up with something.

[Landlady]

Good morning from a nippy Norfolk

[Darwins Selection]

Good morning from a nippy Norfolk

[Barman]

Good morning from a nippy Norfolk