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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4095 on: September 02, 2011, 05:33:54 AM »
Filth-monger...

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4096 on: September 02, 2011, 05:36:15 AM »
Mornin' all.  surrender:

I see I got the dregs from the bottom of the coffee pot. I'll put a fresh pot on as Barman disappeared into the bog with the Daily Mail ten minutes ago
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4097 on: September 02, 2011, 05:38:09 AM »
Mornin' all.  surrender:

I see I got the dregs from the bottom of the coffee pot. I'll put a fresh pot on as Barman disappeared into the bog with the Daily Mail ten minutes ago

Someone emptied the roll and didn't replace it....  evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4098 on: September 02, 2011, 05:40:16 AM »
Can we have the triple quilted stuff with embossed puppies please ?  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4099 on: September 02, 2011, 05:44:15 AM »
Good Morning All  ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4100 on: September 02, 2011, 05:48:25 AM »
Can we have the triple quilted stuff with embossed puppies please ?  lol:

If I can manage with the Daily Fail then you can manage with The Daily Fail...  evil:

Honestly, how do you wimmin use so much of it...?  noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4101 on: September 02, 2011, 05:49:11 AM »
Good morning, Busy here ~ any space left at the breakfast bar?

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4102 on: September 02, 2011, 05:49:53 AM »
Good morning, Busy here ~ any space left at the breakfast bar?

Morning Uncle... plenty of space but no newspaper this morning....  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4103 on: September 02, 2011, 05:50:41 AM »
Can we have the triple quilted stuff with embossed puppies please ?  lol:

If I can manage with the Daily Fail then you can manage with The Daily Fail...  evil:

Honestly, how do you wimmin use so much of it...?  noooo:


Fore and aft BM that's how. They can't just shake and run.  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4104 on: September 02, 2011, 05:55:07 AM »
Can we have the triple quilted stuff with embossed puppies please ?  lol:

If I can manage with the Daily Fail then you can manage with The Daily Fail...  evil:

Honestly, how do you wimmin use so much of it...?  noooo:


Fore and aft BM that's how. They can't just shake and run.  whistle:

C & A...?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4105 on: September 02, 2011, 05:57:42 AM »
Can we have the triple quilted stuff with embossed puppies please ?  lol:

If I can manage with the Daily Fail then you can manage with The Daily Fail...  evil:

Honestly, how do you wimmin use so much of it...?  noooo:


Fore and aft BM that's how. They can't just shake and run.  whistle:

C & A...?  rubschin:


Preeeeecisely!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4106 on: September 02, 2011, 06:00:36 AM »
Then you need to dab your nose, bit more for wiping away remnants of mascara and then vast amounts to mop up the spillage of the bloke who went before you  evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4107 on: September 02, 2011, 06:04:46 AM »
Filth-monger...

But haven't you got to speculate to accumulate like ?  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4108 on: September 02, 2011, 06:08:51 AM »
Then you need to dab your nose, bit more for wiping away remnants of mascara and then vast amounts to mop up the spillage of the bloke who went before you  evil:

Use the ladies then instead of speculating to accumulate  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4109 on: September 02, 2011, 06:15:59 AM »
Then you need to dab your nose, bit more for wiping away remnants of mascara and then vast amounts to mop up the spillage of the bloke who went before you  evil:

Use the ladies then instead of speculating to accumulate  whistle:

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