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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4350 on: September 11, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »
They will just go rind in circles on this one I fear. noooo:

I am in the brown sauce camp on this one but I cannot, no matter how hard I try, make brown and bacon rhyme.

I'm in the brown sauce camp, however since discovering Levi Root's marter sauce containing scotch bonnet peppers, I allow myself to have the occasional one with that on

Miss C..... braaaarrnnn, bacaaarrnnn  :thumbsup:

 lol:  I had obviously been using the wrong accents. evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4351 on: September 11, 2011, 10:17:04 AM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4352 on: September 11, 2011, 10:22:50 AM »
Wot?  eeek:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4353 on: September 11, 2011, 10:28:34 AM »
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Was it only the sun that rose this morning?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4354 on: September 11, 2011, 11:11:31 AM »
Morning all.

I don't want you to panic but I am sending this message from the casualty department. It turns out that the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4355 on: September 11, 2011, 11:24:28 AM »
 eeek:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4356 on: September 11, 2011, 12:16:11 PM »

eeek:

I am having a controlled panic. I would be eating popcorn but I can't find the damned thing. confused:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4357 on: September 11, 2011, 01:14:29 PM »
Good Morning.  Well it is still morning here cos I was allowed to cook pancakes for everyone for breakfast and after they had eaten them I was told it had gone 12 o'clock and they had better get dressed cos they were going out for lunch.  evil:
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4358 on: September 11, 2011, 02:31:58 PM »

eeek:

I am having a controlled panic. I would be eating popcorn but I can't find the damned thing. confused:

Here >>>> Popcorn:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4359 on: September 11, 2011, 02:46:27 PM »
The invoice will follow  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4360 on: September 11, 2011, 04:39:35 PM »
Morning all.

I don't want you to panic but I am sending this message from the casualty department. It turns out that the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was.

Doesn't look anything like a blow up doll though does it? rubschin:

I can see the 'fun' that could POSSIBLY be derived from using such equipment though like.
Trouble is, most seem to suck rather than blow iirc? whistle:

Even that ^^^ statement still confuzzles me though after all these years though tbqatth. confused:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4361 on: September 11, 2011, 04:43:32 PM »
Morning all.

I don't want you to panic but I am sending this message from the casualty department. It turns out that the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was.

'ooverin yer plumbs p'raps like? eeek:
Were they that dusty like?

Ahhhh, 'ang on. Covered in cobwebs due to lack of use p'raps?
I can relate to that like. whistle:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4362 on: September 11, 2011, 05:38:38 PM »
We are still none the wiser. noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4363 on: September 12, 2011, 04:28:35 AM »
Morning Mad House!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #4364 on: September 12, 2011, 05:02:00 AM »
Morning Sir
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