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Offline Just One More

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7080 on: January 17, 2012, 06:25:41 PM »
Oh noes, they're not that lucky. The subject was asphalt reinforcement
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7081 on: January 17, 2012, 06:27:36 PM »
Oh noes, they're not that lucky. The subject was asphalt reinforcement


 rubschin: So road surfaces take longer to wear out meaning fewer repair staff needed then.

Give it a while to catch on and that watch could still be yours!
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7082 on: January 17, 2012, 06:31:49 PM »
Only if we use it  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7083 on: January 17, 2012, 06:39:56 PM »
Only if we use it  whistle:

Turkeys don't vote for Christmas eh JOM...?  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7084 on: January 18, 2012, 04:29:33 AM »
Morning good people of virtual pub land, and the same to the bad uns, you know who you are.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7085 on: January 18, 2012, 04:45:27 AM »
Morning...... redface:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7086 on: January 18, 2012, 06:52:35 AM »
Mornin' all. Just me in here at this time  rubschin:  [Sniffs under arms]
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7087 on: January 18, 2012, 07:03:13 AM »
Morning eveyone.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7088 on: January 18, 2012, 07:17:11 AM »
Morning all. Had a darts match last night and far too much beer. Going back to bed...

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7089 on: January 18, 2012, 07:39:05 AM »
Oh noes, they're not that lucky. The subject was asphalt reinforcement

Oh, and top tip. When giving a presentation, don't wear an ill-fitting wig, I spent the first two minutes studying if it was or not, and the following 58 minutes wondering if it would fall off him or not  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7090 on: January 18, 2012, 07:56:30 AM »
Morning one and all, good and bad, smelly and sanitary - you know who you are....  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7091 on: January 18, 2012, 08:22:59 AM »
Ssssssssshhhhh  redface:

Morning.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7092 on: January 18, 2012, 08:29:15 AM »
I will just tip toe quietly out of.....Oh shit who left that bar stool there, sorry Miss D.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7093 on: January 18, 2012, 08:30:15 AM »
Good Morning All  ;D

Especially Miss D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #7094 on: January 18, 2012, 08:41:30 AM »
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