The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread

[Barman]

Morning princes and princesses.

Disrupted nights sleep - woke up at 3 am to the sounds of 2 blokes kicking the shit out of each other . But their nightbus must have then arrived as they both got up and ran for it 

Then tried to get back to sleep and stop from brain from opening up but it was to late 

So I have come here to close it down again 

Oi! 

This is the home of interlek intellec brainy stuff! 

[Darwins Selection]

Morning princes and princesses.

Disrupted nights sleep - woke up at 3 am to the sounds of 2 blokes kicking the shit out of each other . But their nightbus must have then arrived as they both got up and ran for it

 

The joys of metropolitan life. 

[The Moan Ranger]

Morning all. Terrible night's sleep - me back's killing me :-(

[Uncle Mort]

Have a word with Miss C - She's good with spines.

[The Moan Ranger]

On Country Files - Ben Fogle climbing a rock face, his instructor said "There's a nice crack there, you can get your fist in". Tea everywhere...!

[Miss Demeanour]

Morning all. Terrible night's sleep - me back's killing me :-(

Lots of knives in it ? 

[miss Tchevious]

morning all, slight hangover but lovely day. Hair of the dog and all will be well. 

[Miss Demeanour]

The sun is out as are the alcoholics  - that's round here not you Miss T 

[Barman]

Have a word with Miss C - She's good with spines.

 

[miss Tchevious]

The sun is out as are the alcoholics  - that's round here not you Miss T 

Lol, I have opened a cold beer so not in the least offended. 

[Darwins Selection]

Have a word with Miss C - She's good with spines.

Aye, it's hard back there in t'North.

[Just One More]

Mornin' all

[The Moan Ranger]

Mornin' JOM!

[The Moan Ranger]

Who sang "That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet"?

[Just One More]

I know I'm setting myself up for something here      Mud