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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #870 on: March 29, 2011, 05:14:29 AM »
Morning Miss D, mopping the floor wouldnt be a bad idea either....  wonder where he keeps his staff.  I was going to say something else but after last night I think I'll keep it to myself. ;D
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #871 on: March 29, 2011, 05:18:19 AM »
Is this becoming a gay bar?

Scatter cushions  cussing: They only ever get moved out of the way when you want to sit down

And reed difusers  rubschin:  Are they those sticks that sit in a jar of oil. I wonder how many have ended up in A & E cos they've nearly had their f*****g eye taken out by one  cussing:  cussing:  cussing:

Can't you two just leave it at mopping and dusting?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #872 on: March 29, 2011, 05:24:16 AM »
I sense some hostility in   the mighty JOM this morning.

Believe he is suffering from bacon bap deprivation syndrome. Let's get him   some sustenance quick  lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #873 on: March 29, 2011, 05:28:25 AM »
Bring on the baps  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #874 on: March 29, 2011, 05:45:35 AM »
Hey Tipsy ...it's just you and me.

We should seize the day. Shall we put scatter cushions on the chairs, place some reed diffusers somewhere discrete to improve the aroma in here and take those sexist calendars off the walls  whistle:

I don't bloody think so!  cussing:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #875 on: March 29, 2011, 06:14:55 AM »
The VP blokes are a bit tetchy this morning.  Time of the month p'raps  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #876 on: March 29, 2011, 07:18:20 AM »
The VP blokes are a bit tetchy this morning.  Time of the month p'raps  rubschin:

It was the mention of the calendars like....  redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #877 on: March 29, 2011, 07:23:32 AM »
Morning All .... bit late on parade, rotten night of nightmares, kept waking up convinced I'd forgotten something and then dropped off deeply at about 5.30...... Should have got up then I suppose. Feel bloody awful now.
A cup of tea would be nice, make it strong.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #878 on: March 29, 2011, 07:26:49 AM »
I wish I was still asleep  surrender:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #879 on: March 29, 2011, 07:27:19 AM »
I wish I was still asleep  surrender:

So do we!  point:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #880 on: March 29, 2011, 07:48:32 AM »
Morning all. Slept a solid 11 hours last night - all this bag kicking takes its toll! Today I'm not at the airport, I'm lugging furniture round the shop instead. Ho hum.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #882 on: March 29, 2011, 08:06:02 AM »
I had a bad night as well  rubschin:

Feel like I've got a cold coming on. Not gone for my regular morning swim but now I've had breakfast I feel a bit better.

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #883 on: March 29, 2011, 08:15:33 AM »
I think that some sort of VP mind meld has been going on.  That could explain the bad night had by many of us on here last night.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #884 on: March 29, 2011, 08:50:41 AM »
Or not...  ::)
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