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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #285 on: February 20, 2011, 12:31:04 PM »
Last night I attended a Dinner and Dance at Sutton Bowls club, with my brother and his wife. I was all DJ'd up and bruv had the full kilt thing going on. His wife was in posh frock. As we walked in, one of the people there asked me if I was a bouncer. I laughed wearily. Half an hour and one drink later, still no-one else had turned up so I ventured into the kitchen and asked if they were expecting us. They said they were. Next week. Nice one bruv! We ended up in the curry house in Belmont - we attracted a fair few stares!
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #286 on: February 20, 2011, 12:36:47 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

At a Company "do" some years back our MD turned up in a WHITE Dinner Jacket. Looked like the band leader.
The sales team managed to get everyone in the room to keep going up to him asking if he did requests. He left halfway through the evening.
Last time he'll make that mistake  eveilgrin:


Sorry but "Black Tie" means Black dinner jacket.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #287 on: February 20, 2011, 05:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 11:22:38 AM
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Could you be very brave and tell her to bugger off?

Who, Tipsy?

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #288 on: February 20, 2011, 06:04:01 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 20, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 11:22:38 AM
happy100 happy100

Could you be very brave and tell her to bugger off?

Who, Tipsy?

My days of telling gypsies to bugger off are behind me now, not the most looked forward too procedure
lol: No I just really buggered my post up. Interwebly is being very slow today and I was actually directing that comment at Miss D I think I may have been having a very blonde senior moment and have been 24 hrs late. noooo: redface:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #289 on: February 20, 2011, 06:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 20, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 11:22:38 AM
happy100 happy100

Could you be very brave and tell her to bugger off?

Who, Tipsy?

My days of telling gypsies to bugger off are behind me now, not the most looked forward too procedure
lol: No I just really buggered my post up. Interwebly is being very slow today and I was actually directing that comment at Miss D I think I may have been having a very blonde senior moment and have been 24 hrs late. noooo: redface:


 point:
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Offline Snoopy

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #290 on: February 20, 2011, 06:20:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2011, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 20, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 11:22:38 AM
happy100 happy100

Could you be very brave and tell her to bugger off?

Who, Tipsy?

My days of telling gypsies to bugger off are behind me now, not the most looked forward too procedure
lol: No I just really buggered my post up. Interwebly is being very slow today and I was actually directing that comment at Miss D I think I may have been having a very blonde senior moment and have been 24 hrs late. noooo: redface:


 point:

Coming from King Gubber himself I'd take that  point: as a compliment.  spider:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #291 on: February 20, 2011, 06:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 20, 2011, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 20, 2011, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 20, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 11:22:38 AM
happy100 happy100

Could you be very brave and tell her to bugger off?

Who, Tipsy?

My days of telling gypsies to bugger off are behind me now, not the most looked forward too procedure
lol: No I just really buggered my post up. Interwebly is being very slow today and I was actually directing that comment at Miss D I think I may have been having a very blonde senior moment and have been 24 hrs late. noooo: redface:


 point:

Coming from King Gubber himself I'd take that  point: as a compliment.  spider:

oi!  evil:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #292 on: February 20, 2011, 06:26:24 PM »
King Gubber has a certain ring to it, it could well be the sequel to The Kings Speech. rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #293 on: February 20, 2011, 06:28:14 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 20, 2011, 06:26:24 PM
King Gubber has a certain ring to it, it could well be the sequel to The Kings Speech. rubschin:


Oooooowhh!  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #294 on: February 20, 2011, 10:39:18 PM »
Good night .............because there is no good night thread ....... whistle:


oh oh I have an idea ..... lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #295 on: February 21, 2011, 01:04:02 AM »
God Moaning...I am going to bed...I think sometimes that I get up before I've gone to bed...if that makes sense
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #296 on: February 21, 2011, 04:59:00 AM »
Good moaning... [yawn]
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #297 on: February 21, 2011, 08:21:44 AM »
Morning all ...  sleep017
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #298 on: February 21, 2011, 09:07:22 AM »
Umm  unfortunately it is morning just not necessarily a good one . evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #299 on: February 21, 2011, 09:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 21, 2011, 09:07:22 AM
Umm  unfortunately it is morning just not necessarily a good one . evil:

Oh dear...  noooo:
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