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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #570 on: March 08, 2011, 12:46:38 PM »
You should have played the black, one legged lesbian card you dolt!!
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« Reply #571 on: March 08, 2011, 12:49:41 PM »
Wot an idiot...  Banghead

Throw the prayer mat on the floor in the middle of the interview and stuff like that...  ;)
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« Reply #572 on: March 08, 2011, 12:54:25 PM »
Maybe he failed the suitcase burgling test  ::)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #573 on: March 08, 2011, 01:04:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 08, 2011, 12:54:25 PM
Maybe he failed the suitcase burgling test  ::)

Perhaps he was too weak to pick it up like...  whistle:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #574 on: March 08, 2011, 01:13:03 PM »
After chasing all those Virgins
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #575 on: March 08, 2011, 02:11:34 PM »
Careful boys, if I get this job I shall check every suitcase for surnames that may begin with "L" or "W"...
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #576 on: March 08, 2011, 02:12:37 PM »
Or M  eveilgrin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #577 on: March 08, 2011, 02:13:14 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 08, 2011, 02:11:34 PM
Careful boys, if I get this job I shall check every suitcase for surnames that may begin with "L" or "W"...

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #578 on: March 08, 2011, 02:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 08, 2011, 12:54:25 PM
Maybe he failed the suitcase burgling test  ::)

 ::) Anyone can do that...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf-DGKUNffI
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #579 on: March 08, 2011, 02:50:29 PM »
Fooking Plod  ::)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #580 on: March 08, 2011, 03:17:31 PM »
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #581 on: March 08, 2011, 04:04:43 PM »
International woman's day and pancake day on the same day.........

Coincidence? ......... rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #582 on: March 08, 2011, 04:06:27 PM »
1. Take one Harriet Harperson
2. Fry her
3. Toss her  eeek:
4. Coat her in sugar and OJ

Nah  sick2:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #583 on: March 08, 2011, 04:10:20 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 08, 2011, 04:04:43 PM
International woman's day and pancake day on the same day.........

Coincidence? ......... rubschin:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #584 on: March 08, 2011, 05:40:19 PM »
Phone call received. I start on Monday :-)
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