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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #600 on: March 09, 2011, 07:43:46 PM »
Right, car all sorted now (it didn't have an MOT or tax), CRB check applied for, we're good to go. First two weeks are training, being held in a hotel near the airport. I'm wondering if we will be staying and given all the food/drink we need  rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #601 on: March 09, 2011, 08:01:52 PM »
Do they have laydee handlers?  eyes:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #602 on: March 09, 2011, 08:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Do they have laydee handlers?  eyes:

Apparently the air stewardesses have a "thing" for baggage handlers  eyes:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #603 on: March 09, 2011, 08:10:20 PM »
There's a joke there somewhere...
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #604 on: March 09, 2011, 08:10:34 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2011, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Do they have laydee handlers?  eyes:

Apparently the air stewardesses have a "thing" for baggage handlers  eyes:

A tazer..................... rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #605 on: March 09, 2011, 08:12:04 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2011, 08:10:34 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2011, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Do they have laydee handlers?  eyes:

Apparently the air stewardesses have a "thing" for baggage handlers  eyes:

A tazer..................... rubschin:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #606 on: March 09, 2011, 08:15:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 09, 2011, 08:10:34 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2011, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 09, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Do they have laydee handlers?  eyes:

Apparently the air stewardesses have a "thing" for baggage handlers  eyes:

A tazer..................... rubschin:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #607 on: March 09, 2011, 08:21:27 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2011, 07:43:46 PM
Right, car all sorted now (it didn't have an MOT or tax), CRB check applied for, we're good to go. First two weeks are training, being held in a hotel near the airport. I'm wondering if we will be staying and given all the food/drink we need  rubschin:

I went on a course at this hotel just behind the airport a couple of years back, they were training aircrew and ground staff there, you may cop lucky (I didn't)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #608 on: March 09, 2011, 08:25:42 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 09, 2011, 08:21:27 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 09, 2011, 07:43:46 PM
Right, car all sorted now (it didn't have an MOT or tax), CRB check applied for, we're good to go. First two weeks are training, being held in a hotel near the airport. I'm wondering if we will be staying and given all the food/drink we need  rubschin:

I went on a course at this hotel just behind the airport a couple of years back, they were training aircrew and ground staff there, you may cop lucky (I didn't)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #609 on: March 10, 2011, 09:48:40 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 08, 2011, 05:40:19 PM
Phone call received. I start on Monday :-)

Well done lad.

I only just trawled back far enough to see why all the airport jokes. redface:

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #610 on: March 11, 2011, 05:35:43 AM »
And a good airport joke free morning to you all....  ;)
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #611 on: March 11, 2011, 06:07:55 AM »
Morning all ... fankful it is Friday  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #612 on: March 11, 2011, 07:24:03 AM »
Here here Miss D.  Morning folks.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #613 on: March 11, 2011, 07:38:10 AM »
Is it Saturday yet?  surrender:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #614 on: March 11, 2011, 07:41:35 AM »
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