The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread

[Miss Demeanour]

Back to blue...so much more suitable for you lot 

[Snoopy]

He changed it as I was looking at the overnight stuff .... gave me a shock when me screen went from pink to blue.

[Miss Demeanour]

Gives you an insight how a woman feels when staring at a pregnancy testing kit 

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]

 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Good Morning all.  Why do I have a headache?  I will increase alcohol and reduce sleep in an attempt to return things to normal. 

[Uncle Mort]

Gives you an insight how a woman feels when staring at a pregnancy testing kit 

Bit early for that, your date was only yesterday. 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  back to normal who cleaned up after the reception like?

[Miss Demeanour]

The elves came and cleared it all up and made some new shoes in the process 

[Barman]

Morning Pubbers!

Hi-de-hi!

[Snoopy]

Good Morning

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Oh good grief dreadful program my morning has just gone down hill.
Nearly sunny birds giving it their all in an effort to get a shag, in the biblical sense rather than the ornithological sense, that would be just bad and wrong unless you were a shag of course.

[Barman]

Oh good grief dreadful program my morning has just gone down hill.
Nearly sunny birds giving it their all in an effort to get a shag, in the biblical sense rather than the ornithological sense, that would be just bad and wrong unless you were a shag of course.

 

[Baldy]

 
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My mate used to work at the branch where she banked....

"she is the most foul mouthed obnoxious piece of shite I have ever come across" was just one quote he came out with.

I got the feeling he did not like her a lot.