When I came downstairs at 5.30 I found Minimus playing on the fvcking Wii
He tells me he woke up, went to the loo and then decided it must be nearly morning. I did wake briefly when he flushed the bog ~ according to the alarm clock it was 3.30
SWWLTBO is under the shower, Minor is stumbling round his room looking for clothes (same place you dropped them last night son!) and of course the THW is still snoring fit to wake the dead.