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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #945 on: April 04, 2011, 06:51:38 AM »
Morning, tea anyone?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #946 on: April 04, 2011, 07:11:46 AM »
Tea?
I'm on me third cup ..... needed to wash down the scrambled eggs, sausage and beans.

Now for a ciggy and I am set for the morning!  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #947 on: April 04, 2011, 07:19:44 AM »
It's Monday  surrender:

Already had message left from some nutter saying she knows David Cameron and I'm gonna lose my job cos I wasn't there to answer the phone at 5 pm on Friday and she is going to f**cking get me  noooo:

Don't you just love the general public when you tell them you can't provide them any assistance  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #948 on: April 04, 2011, 07:22:07 AM »
I used to have a sign in my office that said "If it wasn't for the customers and staff I could run a very efficient operation."


My eldest has one on her desk, facing visitors, that says "Don't blame my hormones ~ it's you!"
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #949 on: April 06, 2011, 04:50:44 AM »
Morning all.  Kettle is on.  Oven is on to warm croissants.  Meetings most of the day and reporting back on information gathered yesterday.
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #950 on: April 06, 2011, 05:04:15 AM »
Morning!

Tea is lovely like...  cloud9:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #951 on: April 06, 2011, 05:53:43 AM »
Morning all ...... I seem to have caught a cold *cough*
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #952 on: April 06, 2011, 05:55:23 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Morning all ...... I seem to have caught a cold *cough*

Oh do put your paw over your mouth when you cough!  evil:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #953 on: April 06, 2011, 05:58:25 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:55:23 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Morning all ...... I seem to have caught a cold *cough*

Oh do put your paw over your mouth when you cough!  evil:

 surrender: I'll try ..... if I have the strength
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #954 on: April 06, 2011, 06:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:58:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2011, 05:55:23 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Morning all ...... I seem to have caught a cold *cough*

Oh do put your paw over your mouth when you cough!  evil:

 surrender: I'll try ..... if I have the strength

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #955 on: April 06, 2011, 09:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 06, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Morning all ...... I seem to have caught a cold *cough*

Nose all hot and dry?
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #956 on: April 06, 2011, 01:17:17 PM »
Yes  sad24:
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #957 on: April 06, 2011, 02:52:19 PM »
How twee, it will be cracked and flaky next which will match your mental state. angel1
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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #958 on: April 06, 2011, 03:26:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 06, 2011, 02:52:19 PM
How twee, it will be cracked and flaky next which will match your mental state. angel1

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Re: The All New Good Morning Everybody Thread
« Reply #959 on: April 06, 2011, 04:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 06, 2011, 02:52:19 PM
How twee, it will be cracked and flaky next which will match your mental state. angel1
  evil: evil: evil:

Once upon a time, during a very cold winter, a little bird failed to migrate. As the winter became even colder and food became scarce the little bird found he could no longer muster the strength to fly and he fell to the ground. As he lay there waiting to die a cow came along and shat on him. The warmth of the cow-pat revived the little bird and he started to sing. Hearing this singing cow-pat a cat came to investigate and dug out the little bird which it then promptly ate.

This proves that it isn't necessarily your enemies who shit on you nor your friends who dig you out.
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